Making your own porn film

[alecstilleyedye]

................and looks forward to the scene with the donkey.

or is that zonkey?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

or is that zonkey?

btw, can i do the video editing (as i have the equipment)?

 

[barq]

Surely if you set up a camcorder behind the toilets in Llangollen Square on a Saturday night you would have every perversion known to man on film within a couple of hours?

Llangollen Square you say... * takes notes *

 

[domtyler]

Steady on - the virtuous Arch would want to have nothing to go with such a tawdry enterprise.

I think I might be in the dog house again!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Llangollen Square you say... * takes notes *

It's about the one place where it doesn't happen. The churchyard and the park are better bets.

 

[domtyler]

btw, ... i have the equipment...

Special guest appearance by Alec "I have the equipment" Stilleyedye.

 

[andy_wrx]

Patrick Stevens: "Porn doesn't interest me"

Patrick Stevens: "How does one go about setting up a porn website, and how does it generate cash?"

Patrick Stevens: "I... suggested going a bit further and doing our own porn film."

My advice would be search your feelings Mr Stevens, all the knowledge you need is within you.

I think you're on to something, after all on this thread
http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=84127#post84127
we have...

...having anal sex in wellington boots with a fatter and more heavily tattoed version of Jade Goody

He's clearly got a lot of ideas...

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I reckon by the sounds of it you lot have already made it...just send in the relevant clips of your home video collection and edit it all together and your're done....and may God help us all.

 

[domtyler]

I reckon by the sounds of it you lot have already made it...just send in the relevant clips of your home video collection and edit it all together and your're done....and may God help us all.

Are you actually masturbating in your new avatar?

 

[k-dog]

My brother's mate's father went AWOL during a period of mid-life crisis and returned home after nine months gave his mother a STD and then confessed to having starred in a number of low budget porn films.

gave his mother an STD?

 

[Elmer Fudd]

gave his mother an STD?

It's a type of clipless pedal.

A pair would have been a better gift !

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

gave his mother an STD?

You can't be too fussy in the world of low budget porn. Bonj, you're on next!

 

[ChrisW]

But who would be the German plumber with the dodgy moustache?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Are you actually masturbating in your new avatar?

...dream on honey

 

[alecstilleyedye]

But who would be the German plumber with the dodgy moustache?

umkraut, andy_in_sig?