Just as well I've got my own Office...

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upsidedown

Waiting for the great leap forward
Location
The middle bit
I love egg sandwiches but being one of the serfs can't eat them in the shared restroom. Onions are definitely off the lunch menu, shame.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Parptastic! I have my own office too, and sometimes I have to head people off at the door, as the whiff inside is starting to peel the paint in a Johnny Fartpants style.
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Globalti

Legendary Member
I work for a perfume manufacturer and some of the raw materials absolutely STINK, butyric acid is one.... it fills the whole building when one of the lab girls just opens a bottle. Some materials are so powerful that we have to use them as 1% or 5% dilutions and from my time in the flavour industry I know that garlic oil and some others are so powerful that they can actually eat through aluminium cans and must be stored in glass.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
I work for a perfume manufacturer and some of the raw materials absolutely STINK, butyric acid is one....

I used to amuse myself in the school labs by unstoppering a bottle of butyric acid for a short while at the back of the labs and then watch the boys blame each other for having smelly trainers.

It is vile.
 

Brains

Legendary Member
Location
Greenwich
Office? Do they have windows in your cell?


Own Office !!!!

Blimey, I work in the head office of a large international PLC, 100's of staff, multiples of offices, not even the CEO has has own office, he like everyone else is on the office floor.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
I have my own office but I seldom fart because I know it's a sure way to make my secretary walk in the door.
 
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