I think jogging came before us. Didn't it all start with Phaedippides, doing his 26-miler to tell the Athenians their army had just beaten the cr@p out of Persia? And maybe before then, even.
You need to chill out, GBB, mate! And you know
exactly what I mean by that word! It doesn't mean I've just beaten you at chess. It doesn't mean a proposition for sex
! No, used in the context and tone of voice that you almost certainly adopted, it's accusatory and slightly confrontational. No need to waffle! If I'd been the jogger, and I'd been 'mate'd in that way, I'd have responded in like manner, pertinently, too.
Mate.
And I don't need to be reminded that 'I wasn't there'. In some situations, true, being present at the scene might help. I wasn't in Dallas on 22 November 1963. I wasn't in Paris on 31 August 1997. So I can't be certain, at first hand, what happened on those occasions. But - in my (considerable) lifetime I've cycled up and down the country, urban and rural likewise. I know what these painted cycle lanes are like, and what the're all about. I don't need to have witnessed your particular instance. These lanes are not a safe haven for cyclists, we all know that. As much as anything they're a convenience for motorists - drivers will tend to pass you
closer if you're on a lane, than when overtaking you on an unmarked carriageway. OK, I use them sometimes, mainly because if I stay outside the lane I get aggro from following drivers who think I ought to be in it. Happens to all of us. But how many times, on such a lane, have you been almost brushed by a passing bus within inches of your elbow? Too many times, I'll bet on it! And I
expect there to be obstructions: I don't get hot and bothered about them.
These lanes are not for novice cyclists: I'm not calling you a novice of course, I'm sure you're experienced enough to take them on. But would you put a kid on stabilisers on the cycle lane, alongside a busy road? Of course not! Might as well order a coffin for him!
So, give this jogger a chance, please, even if you consider him in the wrong. He chooses the cycle lane because he doesn't want to be obstructed by pedestrians. Even if the pavement was clear, he stuck to his habits. He didn't cause you any more danger than any other obstruction would have. You were prepared for him and managed accordingly. Let him jog in peace.