Reminds me of a story.
My Auntie and cousin went away for a few days leaving my uncle in charge of the house, dogs and guinea pigs. Upon leaving the hutch door open for a few seconds while cleaning, a guinea pig hops out...splat.
Panicing, my uncle puts the guinea pig into the freezer. Hours before the return of the soon to be distressed ladies, he pops the guinea pig into the microwave then places it back in the hutch - "oh god- it is still warm, must have just died!"
My Auntie and cousin went away for a few days leaving my uncle in charge of the house, dogs and guinea pigs. Upon leaving the hutch door open for a few seconds while cleaning, a guinea pig hops out...splat.
Panicing, my uncle puts the guinea pig into the freezer. Hours before the return of the soon to be distressed ladies, he pops the guinea pig into the microwave then places it back in the hutch - "oh god- it is still warm, must have just died!"