I've got a dead Barn Owl in my freezer..

[Amanda P]

PM me for his contact details.

Belay that - I've PMed you.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

There is a cross over but the thread hasn't got on to road kill pies yet - my favourite is badger and muntjac....delicious!

 

[Maz]

Badkitty, I love the bit in your OP that says ,"I'm pretty sure it's dead". Were you sure before it went in the freezer?

I suspect fowl play.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

sell it via twitter (twooer)?

 

[Dalestar]

you could tie a bag with some rings to it and throw it at this pair of muppets:

http://current.com/items/89856366/rio_ferdinand_hires_owl_to_deliver_wedding_rings.htm

 

[colly]

It's a bit of a hoot this thread.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Give it aproper burial...Throw it in the river

 

[badkitty]

Badkitty, I love the bit in your OP that says ,"I'm pretty sure it's dead". Were you sure before it went in the freezer?

Lol! I had to go back and see if I really did write that..

Nah - just stuffed the thing in...had to fight a bit when it protested, but I'm pretty sure it's dead....
Now.

 

[badkitty]

your 5 year old took it to bed....!!!

Dear god, buy her / him some toys man.

She has toys. Lots of them.
And anyway, what do you give the kid who's got everything? A dead Barn Owl, of course....
Lets see em try and out do her on that one...

....fast forwards to grisly procession of dead things going in for show and tell at school next week....
(there are a lot of ambitious mummy's at our school...should be entertaining.......)

 

[badkitty]

Actually there is a cross over with this thread

No there isn't! Crackle - you scare me, you know.......



To everyone else - thanks for all the totally stupid really useful ideas...am going to go with Uncle Phil's suggestion and contact the barn owl bloke.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

It's already shagged.
You can't marry it.
Push it off a cliff. ( as it disappears from sight, shout Owl be seeing you)
Eh, what, er, sorry wrong thread

 

[andygates]

I've got a fox's head in my wormery, by easter it ought to be shiny bones. Very educational or goffick.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

I've got a fox's head in my wormery, by easter it ought to be shiny bones. Very educational or goffick.

Sicko

 

[badkitty]

It's already shagged.
You can't marry it.
Push it off a cliff. ( as it disappears from sight, shout Owl be seeing you)
Eh, what, er, sorry wrong thread

Do you know more about this owls demise than you ought to, Mortiroloboy?

Because I've had the owl for two days and I couldn't have commented on it's "status" in such a confident way as you just did.....

Anything you want to tell us?

 

[longers]

Do you know more about this owls demise than you ought to, Mortiroloboy?

Because I've had the owl for two days and I couldn't have commented on it's "status" in such a confident way as you just did.....

Anything you want to tell us?

It fell down the stairs?