You might be barking up the wrong tree there,
@Crackle. Did you know you can now get "performance coffee"?
http://www.truestartcoffee.com/ No, neither did I, until
Wiggle sent me a sample of it in with an order.
This "performance coffee" was developed when a husband-and-wife team of triathletes noticed that "their pre-training coffee was having a random effect on their performance". Apparently it's the only coffee in the world "designed specifically for sports performance". Apparently the developers have "an incredible vision for a global TeamTrueStart, connected by the power of team spirit, authenticity and determination" ... and all sorts of other stuff that made me go and check the date, to make sure it wasn't April 1st. One of the "consumer reviews" says, "This stuff is great, it tastes just like coffee."