Is anyone here qualified to trap a unicorn?
- Thread starter Chuffy
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Chuffy
Veteran
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- On the banks of the Exe
By the sound of Cathryn's last post she's just disqualified herself!johnnyh said:no takers then...
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am learning how to ride a tiger and catch a monkey, no really I am, does that help?
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Chuffy
Veteran
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- On the banks of the Exe
Yes.User1314 said:
And no. I'm a gentleman.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I have some plum trees at the bottom of my garden.
* retreats under desk to avoid barrage of innuendo *
* retreats under desk to avoid barrage of innuendo *
Dave5N
Über Member
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- Outside The Little Nibble
I've had three (I'm pretty certain more 'though I can't be sure) but I'll never have another I don't suppose.
And it was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today.
And it was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today.
papercorn2000
Senior Member
Flying_Monkey said:
Anything you want to confess to?
Rolling Thunder
Guest
Night Train said:
Does she intend to rectify the situation?
Arch
Married to Night Train
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- Salford, UK
Rolling Thunder said:
Ahem... 'He...'
Over The Hill
Guru
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- Ridden off into the sunset
Sloppy seconds here.
I probably got started a bit late into the scene and so did not catch the first bus.
Or I went for the easy ones! I did go out with a woman in her late 20s when I was 18.
Now in middle age - really did not value what I had at the time. Youth is wasted on the young as they say.
I probably got started a bit late into the scene and so did not catch the first bus.
Or I went for the easy ones! I did go out with a woman in her late 20s when I was 18.
Now in middle age - really did not value what I had at the time. Youth is wasted on the young as they say.
papercorn2000
Senior Member
Over The Hill said:
Always an excellent policy and I salute you sir!
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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- Thumberland
My 1st gf. We exchanged cherries, so to speak. In the field behind the squash club.
DJ
Formerly known as djtheglove
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- On my bike in the smoke!!!!!!!!!!
User1314 said:
On that note , one of my earlier girlfriend's well shall we just say she was foreign. She didn't know what the expression meant!
We were at a wedding reception once and everyone was given a cocktail with a cherry in it, she loved cherries so she went around the room asking everyone for their cherry
How I laughed.
goo_mason
Champion barbed-wire hurdler
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- Leith, Edinburgh
Yes, the ex. And no details - I'm a proper gent, you see !
