Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[oldwheels]

Did she say which ones?

Eh? This is a new dentist I have never seen before so I was a new patient to her in just for a routine six month check up.
My vitamin D levels are very low so the newest locum GP prescribed a dose that has to be made up in some remote location. Today is the first sunshine I have seen for months which may partly explain this.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Well, well ....
I remember when I was told off on here for saying that I find the Bru vile
I remember something being said, like ... bloody foreigners, they drink San Pellegrino ...

Pat, behave
San Pellegrino with a fish supper?
please

I was still taking bottles back until they stopped the 'payout',
working outside over Inverclyde, we came across many,
we carried crates in the back of the works van, just in case, y'know..
We used to collect that many we'd a regular pick-up from the Barrs man..a 70/30 type deal

 

[bruce1530]

I remember as a kid “finding” a collection of bru bottles, and taking them back to the shop.
We “found” them sitting at the back of the shop...

 

[Edwardoka]

Twitter is currently arguing about the correct name for square sausage. Y'know, the thing called square sausage.
Apparently Inverclyde weirdos call it slice. A slice is what Fifers call Mille-Feuille.

Purge the heathens.

 

[snorri]

It's called Lorne sausage at the Ritz.

 

[Edwardoka]

It's called Lorne sausage at the Ritz.

The Ritz! jings, look at yon fancy lad! That's put ma gas at a peep

 

[Bobby Mhor]

It's called Lorne sausage at the Ritz.

One will have a un grand slice of that with light sauteed onions avec sauce du broon dans un Morton baguette, rather

 

[bruce1530]

It’s Slice. No arguments.

But is it “a roll in sausage”, or “a roll on sausage” or “a roll and sausage”?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

But is it “a roll in sausage”, or “a roll on sausage” or “a roll and sausage”?

Wot about this..
a peh roll

Absolutely disgusting




There's no sauce on it

 

[bruce1530]

“Twa pehs. A plen en, an an ingin en an a’"

 

[Edwardoka]

“Twa pehs. A plen en, an an ingin en an a’"

I lived on Tayside for several years and I never heard anyone speak like that
Even went to the 24 hour peh shop (Clarks?) a couple of times, no luck. Did see pehs advertised but the person behind the counter just said 'pie'.

I did once leave a pub of an evening in a rather worse-for-wear state only to encounter about a hundred of those horrific Oor Wullie sculptures (while they were still confined to Dundee) and was extremely freaked out.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

I lived on Tayside for several years and I never heard anyone speak like that
Even went to the 24 hour peh shop (Clarks?) a couple of times, no luck. Did see pehs advertised but the person behind the counter just said 'pie'.

I did once leave a pub of an evening in a rather worse-for-wear state only to encounter about a hundred of those horrific Oor Wullie sculptures (while they were still confined to Dundee) and was extremely freaked out.

Just to relive the horror
Birkie Inn (I think its a penguin, Discovery type thing?)

and even through in Greenock

You don't need to thank me....

 

[Fubar]

Twitter is currently arguing about the correct name for square sausage. Y'know, the thing called square sausage.
Apparently Inverclyde weirdos call it slice. A slice is what Fifers call Mille-Feuille.

Purge the heathens.

Fifers think that Mille-Feuille is a dance duo from the 80's...

 

[Fubar]

Wot about this..
a peh roll
View attachment 508491
Absolutely disgusting




There's no sauce on it

is anyone else hungry?

 

[Mo1959]

is anyone else hungry?

Thought you only ate cake?