Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[classic33]

Now Donald has turned aff the tap.
Drinks restrictions at Turnberry, would you believe it?
The latest from Microsoft News..... or somewhere
White House diplomacy has dipped to a new low after it emerged that Donald Trump’s luxury golf resort in Turnberry, Scotland, has banned the sale of Irn-Bru on the premises.

An orange drink banned by an orange man!

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Q21ADJYsc

 

[Slick]

Donald is definitely a can't.

 

[pjd57]

Out for dinner in Glasgow tonight.

Pudding time....

Deep fried Mars Bar with ice cream.

 

[Slick]

Out for dinner in Glasgow tonight.

Pudding time....

Deep fried Mars Bar with ice cream. View attachment 409288

Did it come with a defibrillator or did you have to bring your own?

 

[classic33]

Out for dinner in Glasgow tonight.

Pudding time....

Deep fried Mars Bar with ice cream. View attachment 409288

The chocolate sauce ruined it.
It isn't brown sauce is it!!

 

[pjd57]

The chocolate sauce ruined it.
It isn't brown sauce is it!!

Definitely chocolate.
Delicious.

 

[pjd57]

The Bru must get thro

 

[oldwheels]

Has anyone got any ideas about cycling with a Brompton in Aberdeen from the Beach Boulevard roundabout to Bon Accord Sq. without getting squashed on Union St or even King St. I mention Brompton to give a clue I do not do cobbles easily.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

This town is a riot!!!
Drunks everywhere, in the streets, on the pavements, on the cycle lanes, in the park, shouting, fighting, peeing in random places!
Broken glass, discarded underwear, half naked, sunburned bodies with spaced out eyes.
Continuous screaming of sirens, it's like the zombie apocalypse, heeelp!

 

[classic33]

This town is a riot!!!
Drunks everywhere, in the streets, on the pavements, on the cycle lanes, in the park, shouting, fighting, peeing in random places!
Broken glass, discarded underwear, half naked, sunburned bodies with spaced out eyes.
Continuous screaming of sirens, it's like the zombie apocalypse, heeelp!

What you done?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

What you done?

Me?
I pedaled for my life!

 

[classic33]

Me?
I pedaled for my life!

Your safe now, no flashing light taxi trip?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Home, ready for my bed just getting the cat in.

 

[classic33]

Zombie survial kit to hand?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Zombie survial kit to hand?

I rode faster than they can stagger
Goodnight!