In a fight, who would win:

[mikeitup]

I do Kung Fu.

I can bloody run away really fast!!

 

[Chuffy]

Some day someone will write an unexpurgated history of cycle fora.

Can I edit it?

 

[Crackle]

Can I edit it?

I vote yes.

 

[Chuffy]

I vote yes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Some day someone will write an unexpurgated history of cycle fora.

By that surely you mean forae, or even forumae?

 

[Sittingduck]

Why would we want to fight them?
We should organise a time trial. Or a massive picnic...

I like this plan
We could lure them in with the promise of warm Strongbow and baked potatoes then when they're least expecting it we could attack them with smoked mackrel!

 

[yenrod]

>YACF

Who

Aint they a weird clique group or something

We could set Joe24 onto them

 

[oxbob]

I like this plan
We could lure them in with the promise of warm Strongbow and baked potatoes then when they're least expecting it we could attack them with smoked mackrel!

Hmmm, their idea of a picnic would be sushi and saki!!!

 

[Joe24]

>YACF

Who

Aint they a weird clique group or something

We could set Joe24 onto them

Id beat all them batty people up
Infact, id just sit there, talk a load of rubbish and tell them they loved me and that im the best. They would probably either drop down, or just walk off after i keep trying to get them to tell me they love me.
Which ofcourse they all will do
And i would make fun of their little clique so they get bored. But they would probably just sit there saying, "what clique, theres no clique here" while all kissing each others bums

 

[oxbob]

Id beat all them batty people up
Infact, id just sit there, talk a load of rubbish and tell them they loved me and that im the best. They would probably either drop down, or just walk off after i keep trying to get them to tell me they love me.
Which ofcourse they all will do
And i would make fun of their little clique so they get bored. But they would probably just sit there saying, "what clique, theres no clique here" while all kissing each others bums

I think Sam already tried that

 

[Joe24]

I think Sam already tried that

I would make it work though. What i will do, is get them to all embrace in a group hug, or just laugh at them all, and show how completely pointless the cliques are.
How are the cliques on here then? Still drinking tea and kissing each others bums?

 

[Noodley]

Id beat all them batty people up

Joe, you'd beat yourself off, and that's about it.

 

[mickle]

Batty people? Joe24, next time I see you you're getting a proper dead leg for being a twatty little homophobe.

 

[summerdays]

Why do we want to fight them ? ... and haven't we just pre-warned them (they have spies that come in this camp - or do we have spies that go in theirs).

 

[Andy in Sig]

I think that all you'd have to do is repeatedly drop your aitches and they'd all faint.