why is everyone so obsessed with my hairy-ness, look chicks dig hairy guys, right.
Look at magnum....chick magnet
Look at Hasslehoff....babe's love him
Look at zz-top....groupies love em
Look at barry white...poonani everywhere
Look at Father christmas ...comes in a million bedrooms every year
Look at Doc from snow white.....she was wet for him
Im hot.......history proves it and the chicks on this site all drool over my avatar, they look at their hairless husbands with pity and long for the day when a hairy love god takes them away from all the smoothness.