Illicit activities in the bike shop - the Soap opera

[welsh dragon]

Collapsed onto the floor. Her chest was heaving from the exertion, her cadence had risen considerably with her exertions and she was

 

[colly]

losing control of her water bottle

 

[welsh dragon]

Suddenly it slipped from her hands and crashed towards the floor. She tried to grab it but missed and accidently latched onto

 

[colly]

a passing cloud

 

[welsh dragon]

That found itself inside the workshop for absolutely no reason other than the fact that it took the wrong turning at the end of the alley.

 

[colly]

Meanwhile, the shop mechanic had seen

 

[welsh dragon]

Just about everything there was to see on her

 

[ScotiaLass]

"Oh God" she called out - quick, someone pass a Tena lady!!
(wait, I think that may have been me...)

 

[welsh dragon]

Do you do business for tenors as well she said. That is what you said isn't it tenor?

 

[ScotiaLass]

She was a Soprano and was very much in the mood for a duet with the cycle mechanic but he had more pressing business....

 

[welsh dragon]

I say Mr mechanic can you please press that thing somewhere else. It's very hard against my

 

[ScotiaLass]

front fork

 

[welsh dragon]

I, also have very very large paniers. Can you do something with them for me?

 

[ScotiaLass]

The mechanic stared lustfully at her panniers, for they were indeed large!

 

[welsh dragon]

And obviously needed to be strapped down tightly to prevent them from