If I wanted to offend someone, how would I do so?

[All uphill]

Sometimes it's less about what you say than who you say it to.

"Good morning" would offend some people, especially if its 12:10

 

[Venod]

What a stupid question you gobshite.

 

[Drago]

If they have a long beard you could offer them a ham sandwich? This technique might not work in lumberjack country.

 

[JPBoothy]

What are you riding a bike for you peasant, can't you afford a Range Rover.

 

[Sharky]

Don't wave back to another cyclist

 

[Maverick Goose]

Start a helmet thread!

 

[classic33]

Why don't you just say something bad about my Mother? (You get bonus points for the film too)

"Your momma is so ugly."

 

[Pale Rider]

Sometimes it's less about what you say than who you say it to.

"Good morning" would offend some people, especially if its 12:10

Anyone with any breeding knows it is still morning until one has taken one's luncheon.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Start a helmet thread!

Nah helmet threads have been shown not to work

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Disagree with a Moderator decision

 

[alicat]

'Have you lost weight?'

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm sorry you think...

 

[steveindenmark]

You would invite them to join this group and let us do it for you.