If Cycle Chatters were in charge.

[mudsticks]

A bit like the one we have with the current incumbents.

We should probs have a ministry for 'recumbents' while we're about it too

 

[rikki]

I put my avatar forward for Minister of Moustaches.

Will moustaches be compulsory?

 

[derrick]

It's OK Derek, no worries on that front.

We're only mucking about.

We're all fully aware that we'd be no match at all for our current illustrious cabinet

Am pleased to hear that.

 

[mudsticks]

Am pleased to hear that.

Good

I wonder derrick, if perhaps you could become a spad at The Ministry of Heavy Lifting ??

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Will moustaches be compulsory?

No, but they are allowed for anyone - male, female, whoever. We do not discriminate against any moustachio aficionados.

 

[matticus]

Will moustaches be compulsory?

No! His role would be promotion/persuasion. Maybe force his kids to grow them for photo ops, in case the public doubted their safety.

 

[derrick]

Good

I wonder derrick, if perhaps you could become a spad at The Ministry of Heavy Lifting ??

Only if you need to know something about bikes.

 

[stephec]

If this pun was an elastic band it would have been stretched beyond breaking point.

But I think he means these..
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In that case is it bad that I got the pun straight away?

 

[lane]

I don't think that cycle chatters should be be in charge. But i do think it would be good if we had our own Government, run our own affairs, out of sight and separately to normal society. Like the wizards in Harry Potter, but without the spells obviously. It would be good to have a train though, and a big castle.

 

[matticus]

I don't think that cycle chatters should be be in charge. But i do think it would be good if we had our own Government, run our own affairs, out of sight and separately to normal society. Like the wizards in Harry Potter, but without the spells obviously. It would be good to have a train though, and a big castle.

But please no Sorting Hat. We have enough stereotyping/pigeon-holing as it is. And can you imagine the argument about the genders categories?!?

 

[Dayvo]

No, but they are allowed for anyone - male, female, whoever. We do not discriminate against any moustachio aficionados.

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These are class!

 

[Fab Foodie]

These are class!

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Is the lower one called Ryland perchance?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Good

I wonder derrick, if perhaps you could become a spad at The Ministry of Heavy Lifting ??

Once we crane him in, he may then hoist himself by his own petard....