If CC members were politicians...

[cookiemonster]

Why inflict such punishment on innocent people?
Jeremy Paxman wrote an interesting book on political dynasties. His main conclusion was that all politicians were insane.

And CC members are sane!?

 

[cookiemonster]

@welsh dragon for chief whip.

Ooer missus.

 

[cookiemonster]

I'm already the Smutmaster General (not sure if that's a political appointment, but I'm willing to try most positions)

I’m sure you could be squeezed into the cabinet.

 

[welsh dragon]

@welsh dragon for chief whip.

I shall accept of course and I nominate @stephec As sports minister. I particularly like seeing him in his shorts.

 

[Grant Fondo]

@Dec66 as minister for statistics?

 

[Drago]

Lance O'Classic looks a bit like putin, so he should be PM.

 

[cookiemonster]

Lance O'Classic looks a bit like putin, so he should be PM.

Or maybe head of MI5?

 

[Archie_tect]

If only Vernon was still here.... Minister for Political Correctness.

 

[classic33]

I shall accept of course and I nominate @Stephen As sports minister. I particularly like seeing him in his shorts.

Who!

 

[Archie_tect]

Mrs Bickerdike for Fnaar's Under-Secretary for Home Affairs.

 

[welsh dragon]

Who!

Sorted.

 

[Jenkins]

I think @Fnaar would make a very good foreign secretary. Perhaps Miss Goodbody would then be persuaded to come out of retirement and, with her talent for African languages, could help him with Ugandan discussions.

 

[slowmotion]

@SkipdiverJohn for Chancellor of the Exchequer.

 

[slowmotion]

I think @Fnaar would make a very good foreign secretary. Perhaps Miss Goodbody would then be persuaded to come out of retirement and, with her talent for African languages, could help him with Ugandan discussions.

I think you'll find that Miss Goodbody is already fully employed as Chief Whip.

 

[cookiemonster]

Mrs Trellis of North Wales as Education Minister.