Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
As Accy, an Ecky Thump grand master, well knows.
I witnessed shop lifting in Accrington's Holland & Barrett today
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As Accy, an Ecky Thump grand master, well knows.
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
I've heard that he's a fifth dan in the ancient art of Bulshido.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
And Origami
oldwheels
Legendary Member
- Location
- Isle of Mull
Friend of mine is a black belt in judo or whatever it is called nowadays. He took the train to Leeds where he belongs and got mugged by 3 blokes as he left the station. When the police arrived they congratulated him and said it was the first time they had to get an ambulance for the muggers.
They then apologised and charged him with GBH.
So far as I remember he got off with a caution when it came to court.
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
A bloke told me the other day that he was in Accrington Greggs when he saw a 'student type' pocketing some sandwiches. The lad knew he'd been spotted and said to the bloke "You won't say anything will you"? The bloke told me he kind of felt sorry for the thief, as he was quite apologetic and seemed worried about being spotted. He said if the thief had acted cocky, even threatening he would've literally collared him and phoned 101. Instead he just said "say anything about what"? and left it. He then said he was glad the lad didn't so anything to make him phone 101, as he would've been there at closing time waiting to get an answer from the useless 101 service!
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
classic33
Leg End Member
And that's one reason why shoplifting is as bad as it is these days.A bloke told me the other day that he was in Accrington Greggs when he saw a 'student type' pocketing some sandwiches. The lad knew he'd been spotted and said to the bloke "You won't say anything will you"? The bloke told me he kind of felt sorry for the thief, as he was quite apologetic and seemed worried about being spotted. He said if the thief had acted cocky, even threatening he would've literally collared him and phoned 101. Instead he just said "say anything about what"? and left it. He then said he was glad the lad didn't so anything to make him phone 101, as he would've been there at closing time waiting to get an answer from the useless 101 service!
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
classic33
Leg End Member
The person you mentioned, for one.It was a vegan sandwich as well! Who the feck'd nick a vegan sandwich?!!
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
A vegan shoplifter, obviously!It was a vegan sandwich as well! Who the feck'd nick a vegan sandwich?!!
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
No Quorn sausages were hurt in the taking of that sandwich!Isn't that 'unethical' though.
wiggydiggy
Guru
Isn't that 'unethical' though.
Vegans pledge not to eat animal products, they don't also promise not to steal
