I was in Fleetwood right?

[winjim]

I note he was "acting suspiciously". Maybe he was just embarrassed that he had an erection under his lycra and was trying to hide it because some weird woman kept staring at it.

 

[Globalti]

It's almost impossible to ride a bike in a state of tumescence as I know from when I was 14.

 

[winjim]

Thing is, provided one isnt waving it about in public, or deliberately encouraging it with a vigorous wrist motion, there's no law against having a boner under your clothes in public.

It wouldn't stand up in court.

For this and other erection jokes, see this thread!

 

[jonny jeez]

It's almost impossible to ride a bike in a state of tumescence as I know from when I was 14.

Has it really been that long.

 

[winjim]

It was @dan_bo

 

[Leaway2]

I am a Manc, and that is my tram home. I think Ill stop now...........

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Full post TMN to @dan_bo

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/i-was-in-fleetwood-right.193467/

Glad I ride in normal clothes, no danger of my button mushroom causing alarm to passing ladyfolk.

 

[biggs682]

It was @dan_bo

might have been @smokeysmoo

 

[bancrobba]

What offence would you be charged with?

 

[subaqua]

well I am sure your new partner will have no problem finding him. every dog I know loves sniffing there !

 

[subaqua]

What offence would you be charged with?

possession of an offensive weapon ?

 

[Dayvo]

I am a Manc, and that is my tram home. I think Ill stop now...........

You started, so you might as well finish!

 

[potsy]

As winjim has already said, danbo owned up to it yesterday

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Wouldn't they be better using a torch or something?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Typical cyclist - performance enhancing drugs