I was in Fleetwood right?

[snorri]

Ever been to Ayr

You've kept that link for eight years.

 

[Brandane]

Could have been his pocket rocket or something.

Or something..............

 

[dan_bo]

Or something..............

You wish.

 

[ufkacbln]

You've kept that link for eight years.

.. or rather my probation officer has

 

[Fab Foodie]

Saddle?

Aero-belly ....

 

[Profpointy]

"A GMP spokesman later said: “At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his 50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the tram stop in Piccadilly"

She wasn't absolutely sure then?
What a waste of police time and effort.

could it have been one of em Polish fellas?

 

[stephec]

"A GMP spokesman later said: “At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his 50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the tram stop in Piccadilly"

She wasn't absolutely sure then?
What a waste of police time and effort.

If he's in lycra he might've had no pockets, and needed somewhere to carry his fun sized Mars bar?

 

[Accy cyclist]

The woman who reported it is a nobber and the plod who went looking for the man should be sent on a REAL crime awareness course.

 

[Stephenite]

and the plod who went looking for the man

Who would have been best? Inspector Poirot? Le Strade? Dixon of Dock Green?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Who would have been best? Inspector Poirot? Le Strade? Dixon of Dock Green?

Who would have been best? Inspector Poirot? Le Strade? Dixon of Dock Green?

Clouseau would've found the hard on man!

 

[Drago]

Thing is, provided one isnt waving it about in public, or deliberately encouraging it with a vigorous wrist motion, there's no law against having a boner under your clothes in public.

 

[Dayvo]

Thing is, provided one isnt waving it about in public, or deliberately encouraging it with a vigorous wrist motion, there's no law against having a boner under your clothes in public.

I hope you just mean trousers/shorts/pants, otherwise I'm going to feel inferior: socks, lapel, hat, scarf etc.

 

[CopperCyclist]

Own up, who was it?

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...-news/man-lycra-with-erection-hunted-10664094

 

[graham bowers]

What, who was the willy watcher ?-))

 

[Hip Priest]

Perhaps he was just storing a banana for later in the ride.