I think I have super powers

[slowmotion]

The OP's story reminded me of the old joke.....

"How many men does it take to change a roll of loo paper?"...…..


















…."Nobody knows, it's never been attempted."

 

[Sharky]

I am sure you and your OH have many many super powers, needed and used every day.
- mind reading
- ability to go without sleep
- endless patience
and many more.

Difficult times for us all - keep safe and well

 

[HMS_Dave]

My missus has a superpower. She has the ability to mind read to finish my sentences and have me forget what the hell i was talking about in the first place!

 

[Easytigers]

Are you a woman and live in a house full of men?

Nope! Dad in a house with wife and two kids. Joked about this the wife earlier and she said it’s because they are ‘blue’ jobs and she does the ‘pink’ ones. I asked to clarify and she said ‘everything’ is on the blue list however, the pink list is shorter!

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

My wife’s superpower is to be able to instantly recollect any transgression I’ve made in the last 28 years.

I’m sure she makes some of them up because I can’t remember them.

 

[steveindenmark]

My super vision kicked in. I spotted Jannie using the washing up brush and excused myself from touching it for 3 days.

The following day a new washing up brush appeared 😁

 

[mustang1]

I have been blessed with the superpowers of the invisible man. It doesn't matter how much work I do or don't do, it doesn't get noticed.

I have also found a weakness in my superpowers and it seems to be affected my my computer. When I am doing some actual work for which I get paid, it seems my invisibility disappears and then I become a lazy sod who's not doing anything useful.

 

[Beebo]

My daughter appears to think I have a super power to improve the WiFi.
Every time it goes down I get moaned at, like it’s my fault and I have the ability to do anything about it.

 

[welsh dragon]

Mr WD's superpower is having selective memory.