The Velvet Curtain said:
The Velvet Curtain said:
Lisa21 said:And I am sure no one saw......I would have heard sniggering if anyone had![]()
purplepolly said:You wouldn't have heard the guys monitoring the satellites and those birdwatchers have pretty powerful binoculars nowadays.
Crackle said:You feckin complete and utter muppet.
I'll just go with the one smiley as there aren't any which convey enough mirth for this one.
Mental sight of squatting Lycra Lisa toppling noislessly backwards into the nettles whilst in stealth pee mode.
Numpty!
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montage said:If I were drinking tea I would spit it all over the keyboard right now
661-Pete said:And I've heard an even hairier tale in a similar vein, but this involved a 'gentleman' ... and an electric fence...![]()
I categorically state that it was not meLisa21 said:not theoretical too eh??![]()
Lisa21 said:I certainly wont be looking at Google Maps for a while then![]()
Jane Smart said:Or telling tales that I have had some wine eh????![]()