I can't decide which jersey, shorts,socks to wear

[Nibor]

What time and where tonight?

6PM Ozzy Mills

 

[Dayvo]

This'll suit you down to the ground. The cravat is optional.

 

[Accy cyclist]

6PM Ozzy Mills

I'll try and be there.

 

[Nibor]

What do you reckon i should wear though.

Clothes please!

 

[Nibor]

Oh and a helmet (that will open another can of worms.)

 

[Dayvo]

What sort of school did you go to?

Not one of them.

I attended a normal infant and junior school, followed by a bog-standard comp., don't ya know.

 

[Dayvo]

On closer examination though I see that it is in fact @rich p

Nope, the lad's got too much hair, even at that age.

 

[Dayvo]

This is @Dayvo and his school mates

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I went first and drank all the medicine and got drunk. It was all downhill after that.

 

[Markymark]

This is @Dayvo and his school mates

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You'll need to explain to Adrian what 'school mates' are.

 

[User269]

I'm sat here with 7 out of my collection of 18(maybe it's 19) jerseys trying to decide which one to wear for today's club ride. The weather forecast doesn't help with heavy rain storms predicted for later in the morning. Should i wear my yellow Colombia Suarez jersey, should i wear my blue Passo Dello Stelvio 2014 jersey, should i wear my pink/white/black Granfondo Stelvio Santini 2012 jersey, should i wear my retro Faema jersey, should i wear my 1999 Lotto Mobistar jersey or maybe i should just pick one of my Aldi or Muddyfox budget yet comfy jerseys. Then of course i have to find the right shorts to go with my choice of jersey. The Aldi ones are ok but they have a fluoro' yellow stripe down the side, so would that go with the yellow Colombia number for example? The sock choice isn't much of an issue but seeing as it'll be peeing down while we're out i might wear my new yellow fluoro' overshoes which clash with certain jerseys! Please help me decide what to wear!!

Well the thread has been hijacked by the comedians as usual.
But don't be deterred or distracted from the important business of deciding what to wear, even if it means putting off the ride for a few days, or weeks, or even cancelling altogether.
Some of us at least are aware of what matters most.

 

[Crandoggler]

Christ alive.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Christ alive.

Where, where?

 

[Markymark]

Where, where?

In a widely discredited book.

 

[coco69]

When i was a kid growing up im glad i never had this discussion when biking it to southport on our commandos

 

[shouldbeinbed]

In a widely discredited book.

Phew, I don't have to look busy and hide the cloven wellies then