I burnt my undies this morning...

[longers]

Anyone else had any 'close shaves' in the morning

I have sprayed shaving foam instead of deodorant once. Never set my undercrackers on fire though

ChrisKH - I did hear a similar pet in microwave story a long time ago. No idea if it was true, this version was a dog in microwave version.

Plenty of stories about farmers putting new born lambs into aga's overnight to warm up and being forgotten about. These I think are true as one of the stories involves a now deceased member of my family.

 

[stevenb]

Mine are burning now.......and there is a vaporous green cloud around me....and a displeasing odour....

 

[Cheddar George]

Sounds good to me.
Heading out for the morning commute on a dark winters morning wearing freshly baked pants ...... luxury !!!!

 

[domtyler]

May have been... two mushroom in them by all accounts...

Two button mushrooms and a chippolata probably!

 

[Aperitif]

Sounds good to me.
Heading out for the morning commute on a dark winters morning wearing freshly baked pants ...... luxury !!!!

 

[red_tom]

You can get most things just about dry enough to wear by doing the following.

Lay out a clean dry towel on the floor
Place damp item at one end of the towel.
Roll up the towel and item simultaneously, sort of like making a swiss roll (with pants for jam in this example)
Jump up and down and walk about on the rolled up towel for a few minutes.
Unroll and remove your now (nearly) dry item.

The towels fibers are generally better at holding the water in so you squish it out of the item and into the towel.

 

[Unkraut]

So how does the average cyclist like their underwear? Medium, rare, or well done?

 

[cisamcgu]

Actually not. Patrick no doubt is aware of a legal case of an old lady who had a cat who used to dry her wet and cold pussy (Ooh err Mrs Slocombe) in her gas/electric oven. When she bought a new microwave she did the same but killed or injured the cat. She sued the microwave company, I think, on the basis that they had not instructed her that she couldn't dry her pussy in it. I heard this many years ago; could be an urban legend but I thought it was a law lecturer who told me.

Urban legend : http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/microwavedpet.asp



Andrew

 

[alecstilleyedye]

So how does the average cyclist like their underwear? Medium, rare, or well done?

scrunts under lycra is a no-no (but that's another thread in itself)

 

[Chuffy]

Perhaps we could opt for the early cyclists short padding of choice - a nice thick steak.

I wonder if any of them ate the steak afterwards?

 

[Keith Oates]

Yenners, GO COMMANDO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

Yenners, GO COMMANDO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND DON'T FORGET YOUR TROUSERS!

 

[longers]

Is that true about them using steak as padding?

 

[Fnaar]

Rump, presumably?

 

[Abitrary]

Mine caught fire a couple of years back in the microwave while I was having a shower....

You wouldn't thing that just material could catch fire in there.

I still get scorch marks when i do it these days