I am the best 200lb+ Climber in the Country

[Drago]

I like lifting big pies. I mean weights.

 

[jefmcg]

I'm I the only one that imagines Drago speaks about himself in the 3rd person, only using the present tense?

Eg.

Drago strong. Drago lift big weight. Drago eat many pies. Drago is sad; Drago cry.

 

[Stephenite]

I'm I the only one that imagines Drago speaks about himself in the 3rd person, only using the present tense?

Eg.

Drago strong. Drago lift big weight. Drago eat many pies. Drago is sad; Drago cry.

Ivan Drago maybe. But our Drago is cuddly

 

[Stephenite]

But I see the Torch and Pitchfork Brigade have followed @blazed here. And to other threads he has started. Shameful.

 

[TheDoctor]

Post like a tool, get flamed like a tool.
Easy answer. Don't be a tool!

 

[Colin_P]

Me and Drago going for a bike ride. We are the best because we look GOOD !

 

[Drago]

I remember hat photo. I stood up and the bike stood up with me, wedged in my bum crack.

 

[Colin_P]

Yeh, it was like a giant dagnut. Oh how we laughed.

 

[Drago]

We didn't laugh when you got your piles caught in the rear sprocket!

 

[Colin_P]

No, that required a crane and flatbed lorry for the trip to hospital.

I told them I was one of the best climbers but they insisted that the crane was used to get me on the lorry for "elf & safety" reasons.

 

[montage]

A public service announcement (in case anyone else found this confusing):
200lb = 90.7kg = 14st 4lb

So I too am over 200lb. But I don't do Strava. I'm probably rubbish.

Wiggins isn't far off that weight at the moment.

Wiggins vs Blazed hmmm

 

[blazed]

Wiggins isn't far off that weight at the moment.

Wiggins vs Blazed hmmm

200+. My actual weight is 15st, Wiggins has bulked up and he is now 13 stone.

I guarantee one thing, if me and Wiggins swapped weights I would beat him on any hilly course or segment.

 

[montage]

200+. My actual weight is 15st, Wiggins has bulked up and he is now 13 stone.

I guarantee one thing, if me and Wiggins swapped weights I would beat him on any hilly course or segment.

only if you are on a nimbus 2000

 

[Citius]

I guarantee one thing, if me and Wiggins swapped weights I would beat him on any hilly course or segment.

I love it when people make claims about their ability that they are completely unable to substantiate..it's what the internet was designed for...

 

[martint235]

15st?? Lightweight.