When the Euro lottery was over £100m a few weeks ago I decided to purchase a ticket via the app I had on my phone as my account still had £2.70, so enough for a ticket.
Imagine my excitement when I received an email telling me that me that there was message in my lottery account about my winnings. I was planning which model Aston Martin I would buy, where my overseas villa would be and whether to tell SWMBO. I excitedly logged into my account messages to be informed that I had won the princely sum of £2.40, a net loss of 10p.
I cancelled my trip to the dealer and logged out of the villa websites but didn't tell SWMBO as she would have wanted half the winnings.