How to respond to skinny insults

[Soup890]

Because of my size and build (12st and 6ft"2) I get the piss taken out of me when I'm in my cycling gear about my legs being skinny blah blah blah by a fat person.

What are the best comebacks to someone saying your skinny "legs like a tuning forks"?

Or I will get you next time in my car!!

 

[discominer]

'Ftfo ya fat fecker'

 

[Roadrider48]

Soup mate. Some advice.
Your last line of that post is why no-one takes your posts seriously.
I am not one to join in with the group heckling, shall we say. But saying things like that is not really on mate.

 

[Soup890]

Soup mate. Some advice.
Your last line of that post is why no-one takes your posts seriously.
I am not one to join in with the group heckling, shall we say. But saying things like that is not really on mate.

Mate you need to inbox me some advice before I do a post. It's like everyone is out to get me on here. I'm trying to changes people's opinion of me on here but I get a back lash. wtf I'm I doing wrong?

 

[Luddite Joe]

Mate you need to inbox me some advice before I do a post. It's like everyone is out to get me on here. I'm trying to changes people's opinion of me on here but I get a back lash. wtf I'm I doing wrong?

You're doing nothing wrong. I enjoy reading your posts - some people take things way too seriously.

 

[Hop3y]

Or I will get you next time in my car!!

Probably the worst thing you can say on a cycling forum.

 

[vernon]

Because of my size and build (12st and 6ft"2) I get the **** taken out of me when I'm in my cycling gear about my legs being skinny blah blah blah by a fat person.

How about: 'Stick your tongue out and you'll look like a zip'

You're not related to the long gone but rarely missed Bonj are you? He was a troll masquerading as a social inadequate with a third in Physics.

Or I will get you next time in my car!!

If i had as many publicised self perceived short comings as you I'd be tempted to throw myself under the wheels of a car.

 

[EltonFrog]

If i had as many publicised self perceived short comings as you I'd be tempted to throw myself under the wheels of a car.

Charming!

 

[Crankarm]

Mate you need to inbox me some advice before I do a post. It's like everyone is out to get me on here. I'm trying to changes people's opinion of me on here but I get a back lash. wtf I'm I doing wrong?

Why not try engaging your brain before you start a thread or make a post?

 

[vernon]

Charming!

If I wanted serious answers to my 'problems' I'd go to a life coaching web site not CC cafe.

Have a google for Soup980, you'll find that his sexual problem posted in the P&L or what ever its identity is, has been posted on other forums last year. I find it difficult to take his 'problems' seriously. His 'wife' seems to have disappeared.

 

[EltonFrog]

If I wanted serious answers to my 'problems' I'd go to a life coaching web site not CC cafe.

Have a google for Soup980, you'll find that his sexual problem posted in the P&L or what ever its identity is, has been posted on other forums last year. I find it difficult to take his 'problems' seriously. His 'wife' seems to have disappeared.

No argument from me about the posts of the OP I agree with you, I choose not to comment on them. I just thought your "car" remark was as distasteful has his "car" remark, no offence like.

 

[vernon]

No argument from me about the posts of the OP I agree with you, I choose not to comment on them. I just thought your "car" remark was as distasteful has his "car" remark, no offence like.

It would put us out of his misery.

 

[luckyfox]

 

[John the Monkey]

I suppose rising above it has been discounted as a possibility?

 

[Brandane]

Mate you need to inbox me some advice before I do a post. It's like everyone is out to get me on here. I'm trying to changes people's opinion of me on here but I get a back lash. wtf I'm I doing wrong?

Personally, I think you are "at it", soup!
No person can possibly make as many supposedly serious posts which are clearly nonsensical as you do; and yet claim not to learn from their mistakes.

You are either a not very subtle troll, or you are thick as sh!te skinned. Like I said, I am giving you the benefit of doubt and assuming the former .

However, in response to your original question, perhaps a few visits to McDonalds are called for?