How to respond to skinny insults

[EltonFrog]

However, in response to your original question, perhaps a few visits to McDonalds are called for?

Ah! I see, you think the Troll should be fed?

 

[Saluki]

Ah! I see, you think the Troll should be fed?

It's' nice to have a pet.

@Soup890 Have you tried being the bigger man and just ignoring the comments?

 

[Soup890]

It's' nice to have a pet.

@Soup890 Have you tried being the bigger man and just ignoring the comments?

That's what I'm doing. I know in part it my fault but some people are way to serious on the internet

 

[AndyRM]

What are the best comebacks to someone saying your skinny "legs like a tuning forks"?

Invite them to have a good squeeze of your thigh.

Flex.

Burst their hand.

Flawless victory.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just laugh at them and remember that you're doing something that the fat short legged ones are incapable of doing! Men with turned up jeans because they can't find a 48inch waist with 26inch legs equals!

 

[Hacienda71]

Re the op, offer to race them up a hill on your bike. Being skinny has advantages.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

@Soup890, just ride up lots of big hills a lot, and I can guarantee you your legs won't stay skinny for long .

 

[Smokin Joe]

Because of my size and build (12st and 6ft"2) I get the **** taken out of me when I'm in my cycling gear about my legs being skinny blah blah blah by a fat person.

What are the best comebacks to someone saying your skinny "legs like a tuning forks"?

Or I will get you next time in my car!!

Soup, from someone who is also 6' but weighs in at just under 10 1/2 stone, may I say you're actually a bit of a fat b'sted?

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

@Soup890, just ride up lots of big hills a lot, and I can guarantee you your legs won't stay skinny for long .

Chris Froome?

 

[Scotchlovingcylist]

Because of my size and build (12st and 6ft"2) I get the **** taken out of me when I'm in my cycling gear about my legs being skinny blah blah blah by a fat person

If you're not amused at being called skinny don't call people fat, two wrongs and all that.
To answer your question don't be so sensitive

 

[Soup890]

If you're not amused at being called skinny don't call people fat, two wrongs and all that.
To answer your question don't be so sensitive

What is another word for fat?

 

[GrasB]

5' 6" & knocking on the door of 12st of solid muscle. People take digs at me for being muscular... I just say "thanks". Stops them dead in their tracks.

If you're taking the insults to heart then it's a problem with your mind not your body.

 

[mcshroom]

Are you happy with the size and shape you are Soup, and are you healthy?

If so, then just smile, or blow them a kiss or something that will equally wind said person up. They may just be jealous of you after all.

If not then maybe have a word with your doctor about things. There may be ways of bulking up, but I'd suggest it's not as simple as move less, eat more

 

[John the Monkey]

What is another word for fat?

Jollux.

 

[vernon]

What is another word for fat?

Margerine.