How to break wind without losing momentum...

[Landslide]

You could fit some exhausts...

 

[Dayvo]

You could fit some exhausts...

So saying that you're exhausted, would take on a (w)hole new meaning!

 

[trsleigh]

I cycle with a bloke who is a physician and he told me the following Interesting Fact about the rectum: the rectum is equipped with nerves, which allow the brain to distinguish between liquid, solid or gaseous contents, thus allowing you to release the contents at the appropriate time and place.

Thanks, I've always wondered about that.

 

[wafflycat]

...not possible on a recumbent. Jet power is aimed in the wrong direction on all but one type.

Just think of it has having a bit of assistance from the air-brakes

 

[addictfreak]

I cycle with a bloke who is a physician and he told me the following Interesting Fact about the rectum: the rectum is equipped with nerves, which allow the brain to distinguish between liquid, solid or gaseous contents, thus allowing you to release the contents at the appropriate time and place. The problems start when the nerves of the lower spine are damged in an accident and those discriminatory signals can no longer reach the brain..... back injury sufferers can become housebound out of fear of accidents away from home.

You can have the same problem following a Madras and 8 pints!

 

[jimboalee]

I have been asked to investigate Labour Times to change an EGR valve, Exhaust Gas Recirculation valve...

and thought of you lot.

 

[harry dunn]

Slide slowley forward on the saddle go into a semi aero tuck position (head down)as if decending the GALIBIER in front of the buch, lift rump slightly maintaining a good speed then gently let the wind go.
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