How to annoy dogs !

[upsidedown]

Military helicopters use metal chaff to confuse incoming hostile missiles.

You simply need to keep a supply of cats in your bar bag, and jettison one each time a dog approaches.

 

[Mange-tout]

I think we scare dogs much more than they scare us.............vacuums, bin lorries, window cleaners, loud exhausts, horseriders, washing machines, hi-viz jackets and the dreaded 'fireworks'.

Any of you complainers decided to light fireworks for your little darlings this year ?

If so, my Jack Russell has just stopped shaking.................