How soon is now?

[alecstilleyedye]

handsome devil…

 

[Haitch]

He grabs and devours, he kicks me in the showers

 

[alecstilleyedye]

a boy in the bush is worth two in the hand, i think i can help you get through your exams…

 

[Haitch]

So which member of The Smiths would win a pro-celebrity snooker tournament?

Give up?

 

[Calum]

There's a club that you like to go, to meet somebody who really loves you. So you go and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home and you cry and you want to die.

 

[User482]

I wish I could laugh, but that joke isn't funny anymore

 

[Haitch]

So which member of The Smiths would win a pro-celebrity snooker tournament?

The boy with Willie Thorne in his side!

 

[Haitch]