How many nude selfies do you have on your smart phone?

[theclaud]

Oops! TMN to @Retribution03!

 

[Bobby Mhor]

None..
There isn't a wide enough angle lens on my phone

 

[sheddy]

Is this self abuse ? If so could the Mods sort it out.

 

[the_mikey]

Zero. Not a sausage.

 

[Retribution03]

Oops! TMN to @Retribution03!

TMN?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Smart phone?

 

[theclaud]

TMN?

It's when you post something that someone else has already just said, as if they hadn't said it. Named after @User13710 of this forum and inspired by this phenomenon:

 

[stephec]

I think you're mistaken: everybody christens their new digital cameras by taking a photo of the resident cat.

Considering the topic I'm sure you're trying to sneak a pussy joke in there.

 

[Garry A]

None. I just admire myself in the mirror.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Considering the topic I'm sure you're trying to sneak a pussy joke in there.

Courtesy of @potsy

 

[Yellow Fang]

How come no one has said "this thread is useless without pics" yet? I know this is the Cafe, 'n' everything, and I have reservations about the wisdom of trusting anything of an intimate and personal nature to the iCloud, but it's a deeply unpleasant story about the violation of private interactions between lovers and about forcing unwilling people to become pornographic objects.

Sure, which is why I haven't searched for those Jennifer Laurence pics, or those Ariadne Grande pics. I didn't look up those Princess Kate topless pics or that video of that woman off XFactor/Britain's Got Talent. Have to admit I viewed those Scarlet Johansson pics and the Vanessa Huygens pics. She's had more nudie pics hacked btw.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

A todger selfie? How bizarre

 

[theclaud]

Sure, which is why I haven't searched for those Jennifer Laurence pics, or those Ariadne Grande pics. I didn't look up those Princess Kate topless pics or that video of that woman off XFactor/Britain's Got Talent. Have to admit I viewed those Scarlet Johansson pics and the Vanessa Huygens pics. She's had more nudie pics hacked btw.

I don't know who Vanessa Huygens is. Are these stolen pics as well, and is this part of the same hacking incident, or summat else entirely?

 

[slowmotion]

Technology-wise, I'm stuck in the past. I'm still sitting on the Xerox machine, taking photocopies of my bum and giggling at the naughtiness. Distribution is by Royal Mail.

{ very large SAE please }

 

[Yellow Fang]

It was Vanessa Hudgens. She was the Disney actress who had a nude photo hacked off a mobile phone another time taken by her boyfriend. She was in some popular children's series so it caused a stir. I am pretty sure she was on the list of celebs this time around too.