How many CC forumites....

[ComedyPilot]

Or stay for a relaxed chat here in the cath-ode....IGMC

 

[Speicher]

Noodley to suggest that Friday night is music from the Electric Light Orchestra.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher suggests a new 'tea light' thread?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And someone else to mention that the last place it should ever go is the Grumpy Audaxer thread as there are Droplights* in that!

* - sorry, another lame Railway joke.

 

[TheDoctor]

This thread makes me really angry.
I'm almost incandescent.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Someone to make sure that the bulb doesn't go anywhere near the Kelvin (Glasgow peeps will get that).

 

[slowmotion]

...the bulb itself seems pretty much undamaged. I'm on a tight budget....Do Park Tools have some tweezers for just replacing the filament.......?

 

[slowmotion]

....nah, just use duct tape and a couple of cable ties...

 

[mangaman]

How about, someone posts a surprisingly unabashed thread about an improbably personal problem

"I've got a light bulb stuck up my arse - purely an accident, I sat down on a chair with an upturned bulb just put there by my flatmate"

Asks for advice - lots of "good luck mate - get to A and E, they'll sort it - could be serious" type posts.

Lots of "Consult a fully qualified Sports Physio, they'll sort it"

and a few don't worry - try elojutfia from Holland and Barrett - that should help to painlessly do the trick - it worked for me.

 

[longers]

Rule 34 for Mangaman.

Has someone subtitled a Downfall clip of the lightbulb changing yet?

 

[mangaman]

Rule 34 for Mangaman.

Has someone subtitled a Downfall clip of the lightbulb changing yet?

Hey longers, that's the 2nd time you've "rule 34'rd" me - I'm merely trying in my humble and selfless way to contribute my little bit to this thread

And of course introduce lightbulb up the arse jokes

 

[slowmotion]

How about, someone posts a surprisingly unabashed thread about an improbably personal problem

"I've got a light bulb stuck up my arse - purely an accident, I sat down on a chair with an upturned bulb just put there by my flatmate"

Asks for advice - lots of "good luck mate - get to A and E, they'll sort it - could be serious" type posts.

Lots of "Consult a fully qualified Sports Physio, they'll sort it"

and a few don't worry - try elojutfia from Holland and Barrett - that should help to painlessly do the trick - it worked for me.

Simply fantastic...thank-you

 

[TVC]

Someone to pull the light bulb out of the bin a couple of weeks later when everybody else had forgotten about it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Someone to connect it back in and switch it on. Sit there for a while, wonder what the smell is, and then, with a feeling of growing horror, remember WHY it was in the bin in the first place. It's medical incident with Mangaman's Bahookie.

 

[TheDoctor]

Erm...someone to suggest a tune related to the lightbulb?

(surely bindun)