How do you cut a frozen pizza in half?

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bob's my dad

There are 'secrets' in your family 😆

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Only one thing for it

 

[newts]

Roll out semtex to a very thin strip, place across the pizza & attach relevant fuse💣. You might want to do it in the garden as it could make a bit of a mess in the kitchen.

 

[Cycleops]

If none of the foregoing work for you try ditching your reliance on prepared frozen food and bake a fresh pizza. Much tastier

 

[Mo1959]

Only one thing for it

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My dad used to use his band saw to cut frozen quiche in half. I like to think he cleaned the blade first.

 

[rockyroller]

ate a whole large frozen pizza by myself recently. Wifey read the PKG. it was nearly 2,000 calories. she was horrified. I felt less than well

didn't seem to matter that I used a knife & fork & tried to eat just the best parts, leaving most of the crust & other areas w/o toppings, for the trash

 

[rockyroller]

personal flamethrower?

bikini optional

 

[Ming the Merciless]

ate a whole large frozen pizza by myself recently. Wifey read the PKG. it was nearly 2,000 calories. she was horrified. I felt less than well

didn't seem to matter that I used a knife & fork & tried to eat just the best parts, leaving most of the crust & other areas w/o toppings, for the trash

Yeah but you’d burn 2,100 calories warming up the frozen pizza in your stomach.

 

[classic33]

I've a pair of bone shears, that came from the local hospital when they were closing.

 

[presta]

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bikini optional

In that case I'd prefer her without it.

 

[HMS_Dave]

Too many primitive and messy tools being suggested. You need one of these.

See how it slices through the table with ease? As demonstrated by Mr Bond and Goldfinger.

It'll have no problem with your Italian Culinary friend.

 

[Time Waster]

Serrated bread knife part way then snap by hand or edge of bread board. Surprisingly easy I found. Thick dough pizza base just as easy as thin crust.

 

[rockyroller]

I think they use a water jet to make the slices of fig newtons. but water jets for food production cutting is a thing. might be dangerous at home

 

[steveindenmark]

A bread knife and bread board.

 

[Jenkins]

Detonating cord.