Help me, for I am weak!

[Chuffy]

I'm still waiting for them to make a four finger chunky KitKat.....
<scrompf>
It's got worse. I'm all alone today. Just me, the interweb and the biscuit tin...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

My Lord, I bring you grave news

 

[chris42]

My Lord, I bring you grave news

NO!
That's wrong please say it is not true!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

NO!
That's wrong please say it is not true![/QUOTE]
Next week, the Teletubbies start elocution lessons.[/url]

 

[Arch]

My Lord, I bring you grave news

I have to say, although I know childhoodd obesity is a big problem, "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food" is a lousy catchphrase/lyric...

 

[Melvil]

I have to say, although I know childhoodd obesity is a big problem, "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food" is a lousy catchphrase/lyric...[/quote]

That's rubbish. A total sense of humour and/or perspective failure over there![/URL]

 

[hairyhippy]

That Chuffy, he sure do wobble.

 

[Chuffy]

That Chuffy, he sure do wobble.

I do now...<scrompf>

 

[hairyhippy]

We'll have to get Baggy to get you a wobble-a-matic biscuit belly remover for you to stand in when you type.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

We'll have to get Baggy to get you a wobble-a-matic biscuit belly remover for you to stand in when you type.

I think typing is gonna be a lost cause soon, what with all the crumbs getting into the keyboard

 

[hairyhippy]

One of those plastic covered keyboards for pervy industrial use then?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Anyone fancy a ride to the witches 'Gingerbread house' the weekend?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Anyone fancy a ride to the witches 'Gingerbread house' the weekend?

I would but I might be mistaken for a biccie

 

[Chuffy]

I think typing is gonna be a lost cause soon, what with all the crumbs getting into the keyboard

You mean you don't turn your keyboard upside down and eat the crumbs?
Oh...

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I had a rice cake earlier. Do I qualify as guilty too?

Yes, guilty of crimes against good taste and proper food. Have a Kitkat for God's sake.


BTW, I was joined at my table at lunch the other day by the creepy husband of the loud American woman I used to have to share an office with. Never liked him, no one does. Reading the paper, I glanced up to see that he'd bought a 4 finger Kitkat, and had broken it into 2 2 finger kitkats, and was eating a 2 finger portion all in one! What kind of heathen eats two fingers of kitkat still joined together. It's 4 fingers, you break it into four! If it's 2, you break it into 2! Moron...

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.[/QUOTE]


Oh dear ... call me uncouth, but I just eat KitKats all at once, without breaking them into their individual fingers. I apologise profusely if this causes offence.