pubrunner
Legendary Member
I understand that I could also take to wearing a wedding cake on my head, as the don't hurt either, but I have no evidence (anecdotal or otherwise ) to suggest that the wearing of wedding cake may be of any (even the tiniest) benefit in the event of a fall.
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Do you know how much a wedding cake weighs ? (You'd need a neck brace)
It wouldn't be much use to you anyway - it hardly last half a mile, given the ravenous appetites of so many on this forum