Having a pee in your own backgarden

[oldwheels]

When I worked on farms docken leaves were the preferred wipe in the great outdoors. At tattie howkin time and also at grain harvesting we had a lot of female casuals from Port Glasgow. One had to go as far away as possible then. Not because they would be offended but purely for personal safety as they were rumoured to do terrible things to any poor bloke caught in a compromising situation. They were certainly a coorse bunch.

 

[Blue Hills]

By spooky chance, looking on ebay for camping bits, I came across this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UV-Flash...812738?hash=item3d75a5ea42:g:IQ4AAOSwG3RbsWBp

scroll down in that link to see the bashful guilty looking dawg

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Back to outside brick shoot houses me thinks

 

[classic33]

By spooky chance, looking on ebay for camping bits, I came across this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UV-Flash...812738?hash=item3d75a5ea42:g:IQ4AAOSwG3RbsWBp

scroll down in that link to see the bashful guilty looking dawg

Why wouldn't it show any to the eye, isn't that what it's supposed to be for?

 

[slowmotion]

I stayed on a camp site some where on the west coast ofScotland can’t remember exact location.it was very basic.

The toilet was built on stilts over the burn .Prior too using this very primitive facility you walked a short distance up stream and lowered a guillotine like structure which allowed a head of water build up behind it.When finished doing wat comes naturally,you walk back up the bank to release the water.Bit dodgy in drought conditions.Bet it’s not still there.Put me off eating fish in that immediate area.

I used to go bass fishing in The Solent. A favourite spot was near a buoy called Sewer. The pipe that served Southampton ended underneath it.

 

[raleighnut]

The 'Jobbie Weeca' tells the tale of fishes.


View: https://youtu.be/CcOn5_SbCSA

 

[captain nemo1701]

I was cycling through Norfolk this year and decided to pull into a quite lane for a drink of pop and biscuit only to be confronted by an oldish gent squat on the ground and what I can only describe as ' curling one out '' right in front of me...He didn't even bat an eye lid as I rode past ......

No 1's are ok but No 2's ''alfresco'' should definitely be avoided at all costs !

Dock leaves work OK as bog roll.

 

[captain nemo1701]

My bladder seems to have shrunk to the size of a pea so some nights getting off the bike to lock it in the shed, I need to wee about 0.1 nanoseconds after dismounting, lots of fumbling etc. Lucky the nights have drawn in, the flower bed gets a good dousing to discourage cats but I have to be careful about next door's security light as it overlooks my garden.

 

[MachersMan]

I keep a few hens and always pee around the garden to keep predators away. It must work as I haven't had a problem in ten years but two neighbours have had their entire coops wiped out.

 

[nickyboy]

I keep a few hens and always pee around the garden to keep predators away. It must work as I haven't had a problem in ten years but two neighbours have had their entire coops wiped out.

Got to be male pee though

Which means there's a business opportunity selling any excess I have to single women who keep chickens

 

[User76022]

Got to be male pee though

Which means there's a business opportunity selling any excess I have to single women who keep chickens

Wee has been a valuable resource for centuries. The Romans used it for cleaning wool I believe.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling

And unless I'm very much mistaken, it was later used in the production of gunpowder.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I keep a few hens and always pee around the garden to keep predators away. It must work as I haven't had a problem in ten years but two neighbours have had their entire coops wiped out.

Did your pee catch their coops and melt them?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Wee has been a valuable resource for centuries. The Romans used it for cleaning wool I believe.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling

And unless I'm very much mistaken, it was later used in the production of gunpowder.

It was also an esential component in the production of Harris tweed.

 

[classic33]

Wee has been a valuable resource for centuries. The Romans used it for cleaning wool I believe.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling

And unless I'm very much mistaken, it was later used in the production of gunpowder.

Sold as both a mouthwash and hair restorer.

 

[FishFright]

Or their wetsuits ..........

Only in a lead mine and in winter whilst walking through waist deep water at 4degs for an hour , yer 'onour