Having a pee in your own backgarden

[Ming the Merciless]

Dare we broach the subject of peeing in other people’s gardens.

Just stand naked, with a bow, in next doors water feature. They will never notice!

 

[User76022]

No 1's are ok but No 2's ''alfresco'' should definitely be avoided at all costs !

All costs?

Part of my 'field kit' is a good handful of bog roll. Thankfully I've never yet had to use it, but given that I often ride after tea (evening meal) and my favourite routes take me upto an hour or so from the nearest facilities, the bog roll is like my insurance. As I said, I've never had to yet, but if the urge comes and I can't hold long enough, I'd rather leave a deposit in some bushes than in my pants.

 

[beepbeep]

pre ride dump....7am every morning...you could set your watch by my bowel moments ----- sorry too much info

 

[Blue Hills]

I am a great veg eater but tend to lay off it before a ride of any length.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Dare we broach the subject of peeing in other people’s gardens.

I think there was a court case some years ago of a bloke who was found to have pee'd on the trunks of a neighbour's Leyland Cypress hedge over a very long time in order to kill them. I can't remember if the attempt was successful.

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 5446560, member: 9609"]grass is surprisingly good, and doesn't look so unsightly when left (although paper degrades very quickly)
and something about going in the great outdoors (presumably the position) there's very little cleaning needs done

to bury or not? I have been told it vanishes quicker if left on the surface, something to do with the insects micro organisms that deal with such matter work far better with stuff on the surface than buried?. (I'm assuming here that anyone going in TGO won't be going on a path or where others are likely to tread)[/QUOTE]
Frosting a rock will let it dry quicker.

 

[Mr Celine]

How about peeing in the sea?

On a couple of occasions I was caught short and relieved myself into the North Sea.

If a dog can pee in the sea, so can I.

Fish pee in the sea all the time. It's why sea water is salty.

 

[classic33]

Fish pee in the sea all the time. It's why sea water is salty.

Are fresh water fish different then?

 

[Mr Celine]

Are fresh water fish different then?

Of course not. Their pee is flushed away by the rivers and streams they live in.

 

[Threevok]

Fish pee in the sea all the time. It's why sea water is salty.

I thought it was because the sea weed

 

[classic33]

I thought it was because the sea weed

You'll be outside now I take it?

 

[Threevok]

You'll be outside now I take it?

No, I always go before I get up

 

[Sixmile]

I was having a pee beside the C2C track when a squad of mountain bikers rode past.

They all started chanting and singing stuff such as 'We know what you're doing."

Bless them.

I s*** you not.. I was riding the Portadown to Newry towpath two summers ago. It was quite a remote part, about a mile from Newry albeit on a long straight section. Up ahead there was a family walking their dog. The dad, either caught short or some sort of sick exhibitionist, was squatting only a metre or so off the main towpath doing a poo, jeans properly around the ankles. There was nothing he could do mid-poo and gave the 'alright' nod as his family watched on in complete embarrassment. I had the camera on at the time, but it's not the kind of footage that I wanted to hold on to!

 

[pawl]

I stayed on a camp site some where on the west coast ofScotland can’t remember exact location.it was very basic.

The toilet was built on stilts over the burn .Prior too using this very primitive facility you walked a short distance up stream and lowered a guillotine like structure which allowed a head of water build up behind it.When finished doing wat comes naturally,you walk back up the bank to release the water.Bit dodgy in drought conditions.Bet it’s not still there.Put me off eating fish in that immediate area.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Plus of course there are the pyramids of Nepal.