Great Quotes

[biggs682]

Ok guys lets call it a day at 4.55 instead of 5pm finish this evening

 

[User33236]

I like this one from James Goldsmith.

“When you marry your mistress you create a vacancy.”

 

[User32269]

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

 

[welsh dragon]

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

 

[Smokin Joe]

If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you don't understand how serious it is.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Youth and vitality is no match for age & treachery

 

[Levo-Lon]

How do you know so much about swallows

 

[Sharky]

If you're not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

A piece of advice from an RAF basic engineering instructor back in 1980 has stood me in good stead over the years...

“Never, ever, position your fingers where you wouldn’t happily put your cock”

Graham

 

[matiz]

If you lend someone £20 and never see them again it was probably worth it.

 

[Moodyman]

Another Mattis gem.

"PowerPoint makes us dumb"

Whilst we're on US politicians, Donald Rumsfeld said there were 'known unknowns'

 

[ColinJ]

A piece of advice from an RAF basic engineering instructor back in 1980 has stood me in good stead over the years...

“Never, ever, position your fingers where you wouldn’t happily put your cock”

Graham

Unfortunately, I think someone gave Trump that advice many years ago but he had his own unique interpretation of it ...

 

[ozboz]

No good deed goes unpunished ,

 

[cyberknight]

My sig has two .......

 

[Fonze]

Quote from BBC sport, " West Brom players apologise to Spanish for allegedly stealing taxi "