Got my appointment through...
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Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Oh great, w*nking pus for a week. Fantasic....Noodley said:Indeed.
Think Buster Gonad and his wheelbarrow...
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Bless ya Noodles!
I trust 'all' is functioning properly now?
It would be really foolish of me to not say that right up until the day of the op I had serious reservations about having it done but knew it was the best option open to me.
What didn't help was that for some strange reason, Radio 4 had several programmes that featured real horror stories about vasectomies(the 1% that go 'bad') all in the few weeks leading up to my getting the snip!
The low point in the procedure for me was when I said to the surgeon I had thought of doing my own vasectomy but needed someone to put their finger on the knot, he just sighed and started talking to the nurse.
I trust 'all' is functioning properly now?
It would be really foolish of me to not say that right up until the day of the op I had serious reservations about having it done but knew it was the best option open to me.
What didn't help was that for some strange reason, Radio 4 had several programmes that featured real horror stories about vasectomies(the 1% that go 'bad') all in the few weeks leading up to my getting the snip!
The low point in the procedure for me was when I said to the surgeon I had thought of doing my own vasectomy but needed someone to put their finger on the knot, he just sighed and started talking to the nurse.
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
So you just had to think about surgical dressings and it started to ooze? Jeez, you can get special cream to stop that from happening. Check your spam box, there are kind men who sell it online.Noodley said:No need, nor ability, to touch it to get the pus effect...
Oh dear. I suspect that comment gets filed in the same place as I used to file all of the 'If that's a bill you can keep it!!!!!!!!!!' gags that I used to get when I was a postie...Tdr!nka said:
papercorn2000 said:Finally going for the operation that will mean no more little papercorns bouncing about...
14th December - not looking forward to it!
It will be a cold day in hell before I let anyone with a sharp knife go anywhere near my finely tuned instrument
. I wish you well
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
snakehips said:
Did you then fertilize it and sow it with new seed?
