Got my appointment through...

[papercorn2000]

Finally going for the operation that will mean no more little papercorns bouncing about...
14th December - not looking forward to it!B)

 

[alecstilleyedye]

let me know how you get on, mrs alecetc is keen on me doing the same. my excuse is that it will keep me off the bike for more days than i've got left to take holiday… and that one will run out at the end of the year B)

 

[Crackle]

Did you hear about that bloke recently who got an infection and his willy fell off?






B)

 

[Renard]

At least you will have some novel decorations for the tree.

 

[beanzontoast]

Did you hear about that bloke recently who got an infection and his willy fell off?






B)

No, but a relative of mine had it done, felt fine as he walked out afterwards, saying there was nothing to it - then didn't feel like walking at all the next day (bruising?).

 

[Melvil]

Don't worry...it won't make a 'vas deferens'

 

[tdr1nka]

I was neutered a couple of years ago and it isn't all that bad.
The first 3-4 days after are the most uncomfortable and you might feel the want to entertain the family by putting bags of frozen peas in your underpants!B)

 

[rich p]

My was pain free apart from a couple of days slight soreness and I never bothered having the sperm check afterwards.




I just never had sex again

 

[tdr1nka]

I had the same probs with getting a sample to my local hospital being I would have had to stop on route to produce a sample whether I went by public transport or by bike!B)

But in all seriousness, the bruising/swelling occurs in the vas, the tubes they cut and tie, and you will be quite tender and prone to discomfort for week or so afterwards.
I was on the bike* again after a few days and functioning happily.

*this is not a euphemism so save your lewd comments.

 

[Fnaar]

I had it done a few years ago. No probs. And Melvil has used the vas deferens joke I was going to make.B)

 

[Speicher]

I expect that the Receptionist (the young pretty one) will remind you about the post-op sample. She will also tell you not to come on the bus or miss the tube.





Yes, I am getting my coat!

 

[papercorn2000]

Re the young, pretty receptionist. A long time ago, I had occasion - as a result of an indiscretion with a young lady - to visit a GUM clinic.
"Just pop in there please and get your kecks off " said the receptionist (possibly not that exact wording) " and the doctor will be along"

Inevitably, the doctor was a babe!
To compound the humiliation, she had a student with her who must have been the same age as myself...

I was soooo careful after that!

 

[Melvil]

I had it done a few years ago. No probs. And Melvil has used the vas deferens joke I was going to make.

Sorry...I'm sure you would have 'done it better' Fnaar !

 

[fossyant]

I need to sit down, gone all queasy reading this........

It's the potential for not riding the bike that put's me off.....although the 'subject' hasn't 'come up' yet !!! There will be some 'stiff' opposition to any proposals....

 

[Arch]

Bloody hell. Apart from condoms, it's a choice between a woman buggering about with her homones or having a small coat hanger bunged up her bits, and you chaps losing a few bike rides, and you think the bike rides matter?

Apologies if I sound unsympathetic...