Give me some dialogue from your day
- Thread starter Crackle
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Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
It's also the 'I'll flash my indicator to tell you that I have just changed directions!' thing that gets me too.
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
Bloke in van to me: Feck off
Me to bloke in van: I've got right way here mate.
Bloke: Feck off.
Me: Get out the Van.
Bloke drive off, I follow and catch up. Little fella, winds the window down.
Bloke: feck off.
Me: You f€${}>**\€], /££2]*++_[~<>€$twunt.
Bloke: feck off.
He won, I gave up and went home. I should take my own council and not get into slanging matches, no one wins.
BTW Mathew_T , Noone, Peter was a singer with Hermans Hermits. No one knows where Noone is now.
Me to bloke in van: I've got right way here mate.
Bloke: Feck off.
Me: Get out the Van.
Bloke drive off, I follow and catch up. Little fella, winds the window down.
Bloke: feck off.
Me: You f€${}>**\€], /££2]*++_[~<>€$twunt.
Bloke: feck off.
He won, I gave up and went home. I should take my own council and not get into slanging matches, no one wins.
BTW Mathew_T , Noone, Peter was a singer with Hermans Hermits. No one knows where Noone is now.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Don't argue with idiots mate...they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience
What made you think you had right of way?
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
Because I'm on a bike and I'm the most important person on the road and everyone should get the feck out my way. I mean d'uh!
Uh, what?
- Location
- Glasgow
Go for it Sandra! You can only get better
Psycolist
NINJA BYKALIST
- Location
- North Essex
It's amazing how often someone drives around, apparently knowing where they are going and assuming that everyone else on the road knows where they (the 'someone') knows as well... so they don't bother using indicators.
Worst culprits in my experience, Taxis and Police cars
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
Sense of humour required over here on table six.
Marshmallow_Fluff
Guest
- Location
- Beds
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
what is a twunt?
A cross breed of a daffodil and a twat.
Marshmallow_Fluff
Guest
- Location
- Beds
Sounds cool!
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Mrs 3BM looking wistfully at my cup of tea...
Me: Would you like a cup of tea?
Mrs 3BM: No
Me: What sort of tea wouldn't you like?
Mrs 3BM: The same tea that you're not having
Me: OK
Me: Would you like a cup of tea?
Mrs 3BM: No
Me: What sort of tea wouldn't you like?
Mrs 3BM: The same tea that you're not having
Me: OK
