Give me some dialogue from your day

[Flying_Monkey]

That happened near to Kingston Upon Hull, I remember the news reports at the time, when his solicitor used the fact that his client was gay as a defence - I kid you not (no pun intended)

That was the one! I remember it well.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

maybe I'll show them your avatar, that might put them off

Hmph! - well that's one 2nd class stamp saved...

 

[skudupnorth]

I can't share mine from today's ride because it involved lots of swearing as my arse twitched whilst riding over all the ice,but you can fill in the gaps from your own experiences !

 

[Crackle]

youngest son:- Dad, you know I love you

me:- go away

Youngest son: Well, can we spend some money on food instead of bits for your bikes: Please??

 

[MacB]

Youngest son: Well, can we spend some money on food instead of bits for your bikes: Please??

Now you're being silly, of course I feed them, how else could they manage the long days down the pit to earn money for my bike habit?

 

[Cubist]

That was the one! I remember it well.

I also remember that the silly bastard waved at the train instead of hiding his face! Prat.

Dialogue?

Me: "The thing is you've really annoyed the ref now, so he's going to blow up at the slightest infringement. Keep your hands out of the rucks and watch the offside."
U14's Captain : "He's a real knob though."
Me: "Errrr, well........ just watch what you're doing. Did he explain why he gave that penalty against xxxxx a minute ago?"
U14's Captain: "It's 'cos I told him they weren't rolling away."
Me: "Oh...... you need to learn to play the ref a bit better then."
Cubester: "It's a bit difficult if he's a knob though Dad."
Me: "Look, just make sure of the restart and for God's sake don't let the ref know you think he's a knob."
U14's Captain "Do you think he's a knob as well?"

 

[Speicher]

Was she expecting to have kittens?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Me to self " Bah Yuck!! Man that anti freeze tastes horrid!"

 

[swee'pea99]

Ok, it looks crap, but it still tastes pretty good.

 

[swee'pea99]

PS Not anti freeze, the dinner I cooked.

 

[rich p]

"Pint of oak stout please"

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Him: I haven't done as you directed, it would be too costly.
Me: What did it cost last time?
Him: There hasn't been a last time.
Me: OK. How much is 'too costly'?
Him: A lot of money
Me: Roughly how much?
Him: I have absolutely no idea, I'd have to find out but I'm rather busy.
Me: Tens, Hundreds, Thousands? What order of expense are we talking about?
Him: I would have to find that out from the service provider.
Me: You have no idea what it would actually cost to do this thing but you decided not to do it because somehow you know it would be 'too costly'?
Him: Yes, have you a problem with that?
Me: Step into my office.......

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Me..just off the bike..frozen to the core..." one adult please"...Bloke on desk.." erm I am afraid the swimming pool is closed today until after christmas"..me.." bollox"...

 

[colly]

ring ring, ring ring:

me hello mrs ........ its Colin here, is it ok to call round with your sofa

mrs ....... umm? right now?

me if that's convenient yes

mrs ....... let me see

soft voices off stage
mrs ..... wants to come round now

man put him off I only have an hour

mrs......(back on phone) could you call later my husband is at work just now

me well I will have someone with me so I don't need a lift or anything

Mrs...... tonight would be better I am having a couple of hours in bed

me err? ok after 6 then.

 

[numbnuts]

Me – I'm bored
me – go and clean the kitchen
me – it's clean
me – well the oven then
me – OK
now I have a very clean oven
it's terrible living on your own and no one to talk to.