getting your colours done

[Abitrary]

I'm hot. Smokin' hot.

I'll bet you are not hot. It's saturday night and I dare say we're all a bit lubricated, and I'm not having a go, but I bet you are just another ugly bugly getting his weird fun.

 

[Abitrary]

well most people's skin color is pretty similar to his, so why not just wear a blue shirt and a pink hanky and save yourself £200?

duh, this is what I'm getting at

Men’s Image helps you discover the colours, style and clothes that best suit your skin, hair, shape, build, personality and lifestyle – learn to shop and dress formally and informally with total confidence …

You're concentrating too much on the simple stuff.

 

[Noodley]

Not matter what one wears, wear it with style....

 

[Abitrary]

Aaaaaaaaaahhhh! I know what this is - this is one of those franchise businesses! All the consultants in the various cities are the franchisees - and are probably only working in the field after responding to one of those 'earn £500 - £5,000 per month part time!' stickers you see on traffic lights and car bumpers.
Sorry to be cynical by the way.

Not a problem my friend. Your cynicism indicates that you are an ugly bugly.

 

[Noodley]

I'm ugly, but nobody thinks I am. 'Cos I 'know" I look great.

(waits 'til bonj works that out....and waits...and etc, etc, etc)

 

[Abitrary]

I'm ugly, but nobody thinks I am. 'Cos I 'know" I look great.

Methinks that the leader of the ugly buglies doth protest too much.

 

[Noodley]

Methinks that the leader of the ugly buglies doth protest too much.

I'm not protesting. I think you should go for it. I would if I "had" to. As it is, I look great...

 

[Abitrary]

I'm not protesting. I think you should go for it. I would if I "had" to. As it is, I look great...

What about if we gave you a proper title instead of 'leader'?

How about Imperious Emperor of Ugly Bugliness?

Would that make you a bit more happy? Hn?

 

[Noodley]

What about if we gave you a proper title instead of 'leader'?

How about Imperious Emperor of Ugly Bugliness?

Would that make you a bit more happy? Hn?

I could not be more happy. I am FABULOUS.

And..I look great on the dancefloor.

 

[Abitrary]

I think that the original king of ugly bugly doth protest even more.

Anyway, some of use need our beauty sleep. Goodnight all!!!

 

[Renard]

A bloke I used to work with got his colours done, i.e. you go to a stylist and they look at your hair and eye colour... skin tone etc. and tell you what colours suit you best. I must admit he looked pretty sharp from after he got it done, but it cost a fortune, like hundreds for a couple of hours.

Summer's here and I need to get down to debenhams for some threads, but I'm also getting a new suite of furniture... and as luck should have it, I may be able to indirectly influence the colour of the new pool cars at work.

Just wondering whether anyone has had their colours done and whether they thought it was worth it?

You are a big poof

 

[Noodley]

I think that the original king of ugly bugly doth protest even more.

Anyway, some of use need our beauty sleep. Goodnight all!!!

Yes, some of you do need beauty sleep....

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

My colours are Blue & deep Purple

 

[Kirstie]

All those who would like to congratulate arbitrary on this thread, which is genius, say aye...

 

[Fnaar]

I'll happily advise, for 50 notes a throw.
Ab, make sure to avoid beige, at least till you reach 65, then beige, vinyl shoes and pastel jumpers are pretty much compulsory. You can PM your money.