Fridays joke, here goes

[andy_wrx]

The free rag dropped through the letterbox this week, I idly thumbed through it while waiting for Mrs wrx before we wnet out, found it now has a Lonely Hearts section.

In the Women Seeking Men section was someone saying she liked cleaning and ironing, nights out and romantic nights in, looking for fun or maybe more.

She's either desperate or being subtly ironic - if the latter, it's wasted in the Warrington Guardian, I fear !

 

[Aperitif]

" Male, large size with dirty blocks - front and back - and with a worn rim. Lost his bearings years ago. Would love to meet a woman with shiny balls and a free will...I like to change gear often so ironing skills, although not pressing, would be an advantage... oh! - and I like Lee Briers"

I can't resist clicking on the Guardian soulmates bit andy...you are not alone!