Late to this thread and it’s all been said far more eloquently than I can manage, so I’ll just leave it with a simple thanks to Simon et al for leading some very cool rides over the last few years.
Having seen the esteemed attendee list for this final foray I was tempted to break my boycott of any ride to Southend but other plans got in the way. Plan B was to get the train to Southend early doors and roll back as part of the Grace convoy. Riding home from the pub late Friday night I suspected this was a non-runner and so it turned out. Plan C involved the perfect compromise - a lie in, ride over to ABO, catch up with those on the ride over a couple of pints, head down to the New Den and watch Brentford get one over Millwall. Most of Plan C actually fell into place, barring one fairly important element. tbh the die was cast when I discovered Sierra Nevada on tap in All Bar One - having recently spent a month in the Pacific NW messing about on a bike, Sierra Nevada had become my beer of choice to accompany whatever Man vs Food style meal I could locate in the evening.
It was a very fine afternoon though, lovely to catch up with so many faces from rides past and reminisce over the fnrttc legacy. A shame to miss Mike e, but hopefully there will be other rides.
A few random fnrttc thoughts…
Best moment: Whitstable ride, sunrise/mist/sheep/electricity pylons. To the few that were there with Mike fixing a puncture it was magic. To the other 50 folk enjoying breakfast at that point it probably sounded a bit ‘so what’. You had to be there.
Best ride: a jaunt to Newhaven with a small group before everyone applied for passports and started riding to foreign climes. We all knew the way, it rained, we were able to sneak into Gatwick and no Tecs or waymarkers were needed. Just a ride for the fun of it.
Smuggest moment: at the back of the ride going through Aldgate I crossed paths with an inebriated office party casualty – handbag stolen and no funds/phone to get home. Gave her 20 quid for the train and tbh thought that would be that. Got a very sweet letter (probably the last one I received) a couple of weeks later thanking me for apparently saving her life, enclosing £40 and a promise to come on a future ride. Karma and all that kicked in and I suspect West Ham were fighting relegation that year, so I dropped the cash off with the Bobby Moore cancer charity. Don’t think she ever showed for a ride, but it made my evening – didn’t redeem Southend though.
Most surreal moment: a close call between the 3am Dartford Tunnel experience on my first outing and riding apparently aimlessly through a housing estate en route to Brighton, only for the ride to come to a sudden stop outside a seemingly random flat, everyone trouped inside to find that the owner had cleared out all his furniture and put on a spread to feed 50 people. We ate his food, emptied his fridge, and made a mess of his flat, then all left without bothering to clear up. Just like a regular house party except you didn’t have to bring a bottle. Tourist Tony of course - chapeau.
Best breakfast: close run thing between Whitstable and Bognor. Islington-on-Sea just shades it courtesy of the enhanced refreshment facilities.
Worst breakfast: three way tie – Southend/Brighton/Mumbles. Just where do they get those sausages? Jamie wouldn’t approve.
Best half way stop: I’ve never been one for food at this stage and tea tends to be... tea. But the guy who runs the café at Chatham (?) en route to Whitstable, Kieran I think, stands out as a fine host. No one straight and sober has any right to be that cheerful at 4am, perhaps he wasn’t…
Bleakest moment: wet and cold in Woolwich (is it actually possible to feel good in Woolwich?) after a slow puncture strewn start to the ride. The thought occurred that I could have walked from HPC as quickly. Or I could be at home in bed…
Most abuse from random punters: riding though the badlands of SE London on one of the earlier routes east. I hadn’t been called a c**t that often since West Ham were at the original Den back in the ‘80’s. Given the locale it was probably the same people doling out the verbals.
Best train ride home: no contest – Tim O both educating and entertaining a group of us on space travel to Mars a couple of years back. Brilliant.
Karma revisited – most profitable ride: found £400 on the pavement riding home from the station one sunny Saturday morning a few years back. A highly developed catholic guilt complex compelled me to visit the nearest police station where confusion reigned over the correct procedure as apparently no one had ever handed in (or checked for lost) money before. A few weeks later they called to say it was mine if I wanted to pick it up. I dutifully tucked it away inside John Peel’s biography thinking it might come in handy as an emergency fund some time. I was burgled not long afterwards and in their search for something valuable amongst the junk in my house the intruders had ransacked all the cupboards etc tossing the contents onto the floor… with one exception; John Peel’s life story, valuable content and all was left standing alone on the shelf. The stash remains in situ. I vaguely remember answering exam questions on the time value of money at some point, I presumably failed.
Bikes used - three. First one trashed when I ran into the back of a BMW in Barnes. If you are going to have an accident on a bike I can thoroughly recommend Barnes over say, Mile End – not only did the Beemer owner show no concern for the obvious damage to her car, but the lady in the Merc following insisted that her husband, who was apparently a dentist, examine my mouth which was by now bleeding profusely. To be fair he didn’t seem quite so keen not being in possession of those funky latex gloves so beloved of some. Second bike nicked from Brentford on a Friday night, presumably as payback for a fnrttc non-attendance. And thirdly a
Condor Percorso just to make Mr Walnuts jealous. Davy, uncensored pics of Phil Wood hubs and Campag Record running kit are available for a reasonable fee.
Number of punctures: none. A similar figure for mudguards deployed and Brooks saddles used. Not saying there is any correlation…
Number of times I fell off: none. Well, until Saturday at least – riding back a tad pissed from ABO and managed to come off in the middle of that water feature by City Hall. Looked stupid in front of all the tourists and it hurt…a lot. A fitting end to my fnrttc.
Tl;dr...
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