my phone went random too - sorry Andrew Br.
You could describe this as an awful ride. I would struggle to promote the attractions of cycling through suburban Bolton at two in the morning on a good night, but were I asked to sell it with a headwind and heavy rain thrown in, I would have had to be on top form. I'd have called to mind Ishmael, Dr. Livingstone and Fawcett of the Amazon, and even then, been only mildly hopeful of success,
None of that was needed. Eighteen intrepid souls turned up, although, for one, the proximity of home and bed in Bury proved a temptation too far. I'd decided early on that the ride over the Roman Road from Bury to Blackburn was too much to ask in the conditions, and Andrew stepped up to guide us west and north to Bolton, Darwen and Blackburn. Now, while this wasn't epic, it wasn't easy either. The road goes up to almost nine hundred feet, and when the streetlights gave out the mist closed in. As you'd expect, the hills strung the ride out, and our progress measured in miles per hour was slow - but measured in endeavour it was titanic. I was mightily impressed by Miranda's new climbing style, which is going to stand her in good stead for decades to come, and awestruck by Susie's persistence and cheefulness. Kim went through the knee pain barrier, despite getting wetter than wet, Martin bimbled on and on despite feeling the effects from his pre-ride excursion, and Charlie was the model of concern and efficiency at the back. Time and time again we'd wait at the top of a hill, and people would turn up in good time and better shape.
The sole letdown was yours truly. I'd drunk some mango juice on the train, and that turned out to be unwise - so, instead of disappearing behind hedges to pay the usual hommage to the god of prostate, I found myself retching time and time again, not getting rid until much later in the morning - I just hope the rain washed away what might be mistaken for the result of a very different kind of night out.
We left the worst of it beind us in Blackburn, and the descent in to the
Ribble valley was just glorious. People were struck by the comestibles at Ribchester, but veterans of last year's stop, when it was in different hands, will have been less impressed - that's not a complaint, but just a recognition that, in a general way, our halfway stops are way beyond what one would expect. But, having warmed ourselves (I can't thank Ian McS enough for the loan of a base layer) we set about the last climb to Longridge in good spirits and in very decent time. From there we descended to the second, distinct half of the ride - lush pastures, burgeoning hedges, small rivers, humpback bridges over canals and, eventually, the imposing centre of Lancaster which shrugs off the curse of a truly, truly grotesque one way system, the kind of thing that does entirely for towns like Chester and Guildford.
Across the fancy Sustrans bridge, and down the cycle way to Morecambe, although keen students of these items will be relieved to read that it does indeed end nowhere, and that one then finds oneself on streets clearly planned by 'highways engineers' of a de-socialized teenager persuasion. Morecambe seafront might not be a collectors item, but you'll see a photograph of us with the towns favourite son. And then....the good folk of the Welcome Cafe, a workers co-op, came out of their front door and down to the seafront to beckon us in to Market Street, there to produce nice breakfasts in incredibly short order.
Fed and happy we made our way back to Lancaster railway station, only to be delayed by an egregious mudguard attack. You, gentle reader, will be pleased to read that Adam is now a changed man, a man who has journeyed from the dark vale of mudguard abuse to the sunny uplands of love for tyres in all their naked glory. Back, once again (or, indeed, twice again) in to the one way system a brief discussion between beer afficionados led us to the door of a Weatherspoons pub, where Susie bought a round for eleven with less money than one would normally spend on a bottle of prosecco. She's not got over the shock. After that it was but a short schlepp to the station, and, for us Londoners, a fantastically quick ride to the Great Wen.
A tough ride - certainly. A good ride - undoubtedly. Adam said it was the best FNRttC route of the lot, and, given that we missed out the truly awesome bit, that's no small compliment. I've failed to get the numbers for the two Manchester rides, and, if you'd have asked me at about two in the morning if we were going to do it again next year, there would have been only one answer, but, thinking back to the great spirit along those sixty five or so miles, it'll be a tough one to put in the box.
For now - thankyou one and all. You were just magnificent.