FNRttC FNRtC to Newhaven, Dieppe and Paris

[martint235]

No no, its "Oi, garcon, 4 un beer'ios and large chips, siv vous play"...

Not that's way later. We start with what I said, progress on to yours and end in true English abroad with "Oi you, fatty Froggie 4 more beers over here quick as you like mate. Cheers"

*Apologies to any of our esteemed Gallic neighbours, just trying to get across the true style of a drunk Brit.

 

[Davywalnuts]

Am sure it will end up like this
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAloYRHaURQ
and then this
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXCxojmnmgo

 

[martint235]

How to get a waiter to spit in your beer, lesson one ...

Oh I'm sure over the years they've done worse than that. Either that or I have a tendency to order some very strange tasting drinks once I'm drunk!

 

[martint235]

Almost more information than is strictly required

Only "almost"? I obviously need to try harder

 

[dellzeqq]

I think the ferry is booked out - so, that's it,. peeps!

 

[Aperitif]

FNRtC to Newhaven, Dieppe and Paris

More t vicar? Newhavent, Dieppet, and Parist

 

[StuartG]

I think the ferry is booked out - so, that's it,. peeps!

Unless someone wants to bribe me to Brommie again so my bike reservation goes spare ...

 

[ianmac62]

Unless someone wants to bribe me to Brommie again so my bike reservation goes spare ...

Ditto. I've got an over-60s reduced price ticket ... so, if you bribe me and you're under 60, then you'd have to walk on carrying my Brommie and I'd walk on pushing your non-folder.

 

[StuartG]

Ditto. I've got an over-60s reduced price ticket ...

Bu**er I paid full price!
Did you kidd'em it was your mobility scooter ...

 

[ianmac62]

Ditto. I've got an over-60s reduced price ticket ... so, if you bribe me and you're under 60, then you'd have to walk on carrying my Brommie and I'd walk on pushing your non-folder.

No takers for my offer earlier this week. I've had a word with DZ and, following his advice, I'm withdrawing it. The longest day I've had on my Brommie is 40 - 45 miles so I don't want to be seriously uncomfortable even before we reach Newhaven. So I'm sticking to my mobility scooter Dawes Galaxy.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm clearly too late to get a crossing for this one but I fancy a run down to Newhaven anyhow. I'm sure I read somewhere upthread that there's no list for this ride so is it ok simply to turn up on the night?

 

[dellzeqq]

I'm clearly too late to get a crossing for this one but I fancy a run down to Newhaven anyhow. I'm sure I read somewhere upthread that there's no list for this ride so is it ok simply to turn up on the night?

that's about it

 

[StuartG]

Anybody booked a bike friendly Parisian hotel at sub-Susie prices?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Excellent, in the event of my being sufficiently sober after a day at the Oval, I could be there.

As the 19th's my birthday, I'm also grateful for being able to play the ''if I'm sober'' card.

 

[clarion]

We might fancy a jaunt to the seaside.