Fish doorbell

[PeteXXX]

Will the lock-keeper have to open the lock with piskeys? 🤔

 

[Tribansman]

Is he the one that lives next to the stables? It must be nice to seahorses everyday....

Yes, that's the one. Think he likes seahorses a bit too much though...he was up on an aquine molluscation charge a few months back.

For cod's hake, what's wrong with some people?

 

[Tribansman]

Little known fact: weaver fish are native to Lancashire mill towns. The Spinning Jenny was named after their infamously venomous spines and a particularly prolific female stinger who plied her trade in the banks of Oswaldtwistle's largest millpond. The road to Wigan Pier was built to keep clogless feet safe from their poisonous barbs

 

[stephec]

I’m sure we can discus this all day long

Just for that here's a picture of my fish.