Fish doorbell

[Randomnerd]

View: https://youtu.be/UaEC-lWSlmI

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Stop pouting all of you

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Such technology our forefathers could only bream of.

 

[Fab Foodie]

The wonders of the net. Sounds a bit like a version of the EU's Ewrassemus scheme, brill! Apparently, as a late extenchion to the project suggested by famous local Buddhist Brother Jan - now wittily nicknamed Monk Fish - you can also ring the bell if you see bass.

The whole idea was resisted by vocal critic Jean Claude Van Damme - the mussels from Brussels - as one big misthake, but he's always been a bit shellfish.

We may have a winner....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Wouldn't it be better if the fish could ring the bell themselves using their fish fingers?

They can't because Captain Birdseye's got 'em all....

 

[Tribansman]

The Medway Heritage Trust are thinking of doing similar near Gillingham marina. They're hoping to have the entry dorsal finished by the end of the year and already have a small scale model built, which they just need to scallop before going into production. A celebratory fishcake is planned for the grand opening and they're going to use a special tool to decorate it - the isinglass

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

They can't because Captain Birdseye's got 'em all....

Are you saying the fish are handicarped?

 

[Tribansman]

Are you saying the fish are handicarped?

Just a bit daced and belugaed

 

[Tribansman]

The Government are set to announce an enquiry into overfishpuning. Former (disgraced) ministers Chris Grayling and Amber Rudd will head it up, with cross party support from Diane Turbot and Limpet Opik

 

[Fab Foodie]

Are you saying the fish are handicarped?

Yes, they can't even play with their Winkles any more....

 

[Fab Foodie]

The Government are set to announce an enquiry into overfishpuning. Former (disgraced) ministers Chris Grayling and Amber Rudd will head it up, with cross party support from Diane Turbot and Limpet Opik

Will they be corralled in one plaice and given clear breefs?

 

[Tribansman]

Will they be corralled in one plaice and given clear breefs?

Nope, they'll all put their heads in the sand and it'll just drift; net result, fish puns will continue unabaited, they'll be punstoppable

 

[PeteXXX]

The Government are set to announce an enquiry into overfishpuning. Former (disgraced) ministers Chris Grayling and Amber Rudd will head it up, with cross party support from Diane Turbot and Limpet Opik

Will Sturgeon and Salmon be included in the enquiry?

 

[Tribansman]

Will Sturgeon and Salmon be included in the enquiry?

Yep, but only via video lingk so they don't hawrasse each other. People advised to take Salmon's testimony with a pinch of salt, likely to be a load abalone.

Stephen Crabb and Jeremy 'Fisher' Corbyn due to be called as expert witnesses.

All to be given free oyster cards to visit the London Aquarium for research porpoises

 

[mistyoptic]

Well, I asked John Dory. I couldn't get much sense out of him because he was blubbering that he could get no brill cream to put on his mullet. He went carping on so I made a cup of char and then, as he was still floundering, we had a conger down to the pub for a bass