And look forward to riding in company with pogonophyllic others; between you route adherence assurance will be strong.
Not only is that a new word to me, it is also unknown to my usually reliable Chambers crossword dictionary app! That did at least explain what
pogonomoty means though.
Are there any grumpy YouTube audaxers? I think that’d be quite the contrast 😁
I don't know if he ever made it onto YouTube, but one particular audaxer that I met certainly
was grumpy!
I was doing one of my first 200s when I got chatting to another rider (who
did have a big bushy beard!

). I said that I was finding the combination of hills and distance a bit tiring. He had a very pained look on his face. Eventually, he spoke, and what do you think he said...?
- "Never mind mate - everybody finds the first few tough. I felt the same way on mine. Just pace yourself and you will be fine."
- "Yeah, these Yorkshire climbs are hard work, aren't they! Still, 1,500 metres of ascent done, only 1,500 more to go!"
- OR... "Poxy 200s - why do I bother!! Well, I'll tell you why - this is for my first SR series this year. They should bloody well make them 300 + 400 + 500 + 600. Where is the challenge in a 200 with only 3,000 m of ascent!!"
I stopped pedalling and coasted along until he had ridden off into the distance, still chuntering to himself!
