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300km a week through London on a road bike.
Tell Nick Cave's sister that her brother is a genius from me, pleaseGood friends with Nick Cave's sister

Tell Nick Cave's sister that her brother is a genius from me, pleaseGood friends with Nick Cave's sister
Sonja Kristina is my friend's friend's maths master's daughter.
My mate taught maths to Nick Leeson at school.
How do you know that the maths master had long legs?
Tea/keyboard momentJim once fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
'Car' being the local slang for 'penis'.Stefan Johansson, racing driver for Ferrari in the 80s waved me over from the pit Lane to show me his car.
One from my Mum when we were on holiday in L*ndon circa 1996. We were at Paddington where I was doing my 'train stuff' whilst others waited/looked at the shops, etc.....
Mum: I just saw one of the Lloyd Webbers', at least I think it was.
Us: Which one?
Mum: The one that looks like a dog
Us: Yes, but which one?
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